I know it’s not an “emergency” becuase you’re still in the fucking theater. You’re phone is a giant blinding light flickering.. it’s not about staring at your selfish ass. I didn’t pay good money to watch people yank out their phones every minute and a half

In a dark theater, that tiny little bright-ass screen is really noticeable, and it takes me out of the moment. If you need to text, stay home and watch movies (or go all the way to the top row where no one is sitting behind you and will see that screen while you’re texting).

Sorry, but it’s hard to focus on the big screen in front of you when there is a small, brighter, glowing screen much closer. Unless it’s an emergency, it can wait. And if it is an emergency, well then leave the theater.

Maybe your truck shouldn’t drive on this road then? or if you do just stay with the semi’s. You could legal drive a model T on this road but no one would recommend it. And honestly, at that MPG you could take a bus and rent a car and save money.

Yeah, thats dumb as shit.

It’s a nickname. Her full name is Pelessaria B’Sayle Peanut Butter.

Wow. So black woman pays to have two tickets upgraded, and when it comes time to move a person out, the leave the non-paying white woman in first class.

You are a brave man.

You are a brave man.

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It’s good to know that the name Harry Potter will forever live on in a book.

You didn’t read the article. It was not the family’s gun.

“It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else.”

It is still not clear to the family how Malachi got his hands on the dangerous weapon. Stephens said that he got the gun from a friend who got it from someone else. Investigators are looking into finding out who originally had the gun and passed it to the friend, the news station notes.

 I don’t believe it’s a suicide. She was a successful black Muslim woman in a position of authority. That will poss off both racists and sexists.

Thanks for breeding the next generation of Trump voters.

Notice how they have #285 more pressing reasons that they don’t want kids? It’s not like they were weighing the choice in their head and they were like “Should I have a kid or not? I think so. Oh wait, my kid might delete my P5 save file, better not.”

Yes, that’s one of the reasons. The 286th reason, actually. I appreciate your acknowledgement of my properly placed priorities, but my name isn’t Mac.

Reason #286 that I’ll never have children.