How is she the idiot when you can’t even figure out what website you’re on?

It appears you have been triggered. Would you like a blanket and some warm milk? Or perhaps you should turn off your computer for the rest of the evening? I’m sure everyone else would prefer that option.

lol calm down this is a politics website 

I read this in the hormone monster’s voice. Thank you.

Waiting for the day when I never see an image of this rainbow snow cone tattooed rapist clown face again, the filthy piece of shit. All the punches forever.

then they are all fake holidays.

The fact that he’s concerned that he did a bad job when he didn’t is a sign that he is a good dad.

The outrage fire needs fuel.

I mean, he’s not wrong. This article, particularly the headline, makes it seem at first like Carell is making a “audiences these days are just too darned sensitive” statement like Jerry Seinfeld or Chris Rock.

Oh geez. Damon could run into a burning building to save half a dozen children and people like you would still be “Mkay, but what about the time he was ignorant of his white male privilege*?”

I’m guessing you’re one of those dipshitz that’s going to cost us the election again because you can’t recognize an ally as an ally. 

No one co-opts shit unless you let them.

Please attempt to “randomly rest” your hand in the same way Zina Bash did during the hearing and let us know if it feels natural.

They picked the right message. The others are too iffy. For instance, pointing out he’s a religious hypocrite? They all are, inside, as well; so too close to home. Suggesting Cruz might not be anti-gay enough is ridiculous - and also less popular than it used to be. Accusing him of not being presidential? He’s not…

The world would be a better place without judgments.

If you think about it, there have been three principle MVPs of the MCU: RDJ anchors Phase 1, Evans takes the baton in Phase 2, and Hemsworth hammers it home in Phase 3. 

I kept waiting for The Immigrant Song to start up right then, right there.

“Why can’t my dog sit just outside the restaurant patio?”

If you had told me after the first Thor that Chris Hemsworth would end up anchoring a massive crossover superhero movie with his comedic timing and emotional range, I would have been...skeptical. But he was almost the MVP of Infinity War. I was stunned, even after enjoying the hell out of Ragnarok.