I’m sure almost nobody will see this, but it’s very appropriate.

Sold out. =(

Sold out. =(

The first half of The Lobster was an odd, interesting movie. The second half was odd and boring. I wish the story hadn’t taken such a disjointed turn.

I’m struck at how beautiful this one simple photo is.

I’m struck at how beautiful this one simple photo is.

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say the GTs were going waaaaay faster than 101 mph. But because the cops had to cite them, and they wanted to “be cool” about it, they ticketed them for the lowest threshhold of the 101+ bracket.

Outta curiousity, Stephen... have things gotten better, or are you still getting kicked?

Jezebel is trolling every XY here, isn’t it.

I’ve had two or three of these—one’s in the fridge now—and the LED indicators *NEVER* worked.

I’ve had two or three of these—one’s in the fridge now—and the LED indicators *NEVER* worked.

Yeah, reading other player’s accounts, I’m thinking I got very lucky.

I’ve only ever gone into the DZ solo. I’ve never had to deal with jackasses like that guy. I saw nothing but teamwork the times I went in. I even got supplies extracted and not once did some asshole try to take it from me. Alone.

Damn. And I thought the Xbox Elite I picked up for $430 yesterday was a good deal!

Damn. And I thought the Xbox Elite I picked up for $430 yesterday was a good deal!

I see cameras are readily available, as well.

Sounds like a “pay to snooze” for when you reeeaaallly don’t want to get out of bed.

This video makes me truly appreciate how much I really hate soccer players. Whiny little shits falling on the floor, crying, when somebody just breathes on them wrong.

I don’t care what you say. I love this movie.

It shouldn’t take 30 minutes, unless you’re including ~27 minutes of foreplay.

Everybody knows that cats do whatever the hell they want.

Squids (squad?) reach maturity by 3 years of age. Wouldn’t the Splatoon porn out there be considered granny porn and not sKiddy porn?

I would imagine sleeping with the bride/groom would be in the top 3.

WT: impeding traffic, failure to yield, and failure to avoid accident