totally. It’s fun and makes playing games like The Witcher or just shooting the shit on Fall Guys easier because you can hang out with friends and still dig into your back log. Being able to engage this way with a PS4 would be FANTASTIC.

In my experience, getting that information internally is not that difficult. It’s more that calling that number brings with it a certain type of response that is usually not the kind of response that the average worker wants invited upon them.

So, who wants to take guesses on how terrible Diablo 4 will turn out?

There’s sort of a Squirrel Elvis thing going on with the last one. Or maybe Musical Theater Squirrel and we’re talking Ethel Merman. Probably should check more closely. Either way, it’s bringing the house down.

#NotAllMen

Moms everywhere: of course I can push your buttons better than anyone else. I installed the damned buttons.

You win for Best Comeback.

My dad used to joke when I had braces that all I needed in addition to those railroad tracks were glasses and then I would never find a husband.

Dad when I was 15: “You could stand to lose a few...” I was around 135 then...and I’m 5’7”.

I starred this, but not because I approve of your mom’s behavior.

My mom is an incredible woman but suffers from alcoholism. Sometimes she is a very mean drunk and during those times she has said the most cruel things about my appearance- seizing on my insecurities I had shared with her and throwing them back in my face. But the worst was when she sarcastically said my rape was hard…

“You are the fattest person I’ve ever had the misfortune of meeting.” -Mom

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

I’m sorry he’s a douche canoe, report his ass to corporate! Report the sex too, that’s just nasty.

I got fucked over so hard at work today (a rival of Starbucks, now has stores on the west coast, america runs on it yadda yadda often referred to as a letter letter etc). Like, top 5 bad days of my life, GM (or whatever he is) is a straight up lying sack of shit and I’m getting threatened with being fired for…

I’m an asshole. I’m sorry.* I couldn’t help but run into the comments the second I saw that editor’s note. I will work on my impulse control.**

This should clear things up.

Man, I hate it when it sands in the winter, and I have to wait for the roads to be cleared before I can drive. I hate shovelling sand in the driveway, too. THough I love making sandmen, and having sandball fights...

She proceeds to explain to him that only a hamburger contains meat, and that a cheeseburger is vegetarian. She says she knows this because she has been to McDonald’s in London literally *hundreds* of times in the last few years, and that a cheeseburger is always vegetarian when she orders one!