Sadly they stopped publishing the print edition of Jane’s Fighting Douches in 2005 when it went online and behind a paywall. I mean I can see why, the last edition ran to 20 volumes and they still had to publish 4 supplements that year to cover all the new developments in douchebaggery.

Well, it’s all about how much it can haul. Obviously, a doucheschooner hauls more than a douchecanoe, though both pale before the douchefreighter.

So is a doucheschooner like a douche canoe, but worse? Is there an established hierarchy of douchebaggery I can consult?

that would be the same chain i quit from in 1995 because i increased store sales by 10% in a month (i was a goooooood donut decorator) but they refused to give me a raise of 5 cents an hour. similar horrible management things like you described, and i only lasted the few months i did by virtue of working overnights…

Starbucks guy just set me off. I work (for over a year oh my god how/why) at a...rival coffee place also well known for their donuts (listen, I still work there so no name (yet)). The only reason I’m still sane is I severed the tendon on my thumb attempting to open a tub of hot fudge with an old fashioned can opener…