I think Elon’s fired all the people at Tesla that actually made the company amazing. So now it’s just where like artists fart out Elon’s dumb ideas. 

None of these things are actually mean to exist, which is why there are no details: They’re just meant to make gullible rubes go “ooh, aah” and pump the stock the next day and keep the grift afloat a little longer.

Is it just me, or does everything look like movie props???

Sure the stock is tanking after everyone collectively began to realize that the emperor has no clothes and is just hocking miracle tonics, but I guess they don’t realize that it’s more of a Shelbyville idea.

The pop-up headlights were integral to the design of this car. Removing them is blasphemy, as is swapping in clear taillights.

700lb less than stock? Were there a few bodies in the trunk? Also, all this money spent to “reimagine” the car - couldn’t they have imagined a gas strut to hold the hood open instead of jamming grandpa’s cane in there?

I’m shocked to hear this news, just gobsmacked, Tesla not even coming close to delivering on a promise anywhere near on time, who could've seen that coming.

He’s going to show off his concept for a plan.

Breaking News: One of the “renders” of a future Tesla vehicle just leaked.

How much longer are investors going to continue propping up this company’s stock when the emperor shows again and again that he has no clothes?

Ketamine is a helluva drug.

I bet it’ll have one of these guys.

Another brilliant move by Elon! He’s Disrupting making actual things!

Traffic fines in countries like Finland, Switzerland, and the UK are based on income: the more you earn, the more you pay. This approach is much fairer than the flat penalties imposed in the US, which disproportionately impact low-income drivers.

The ugly paint job, the music, overuse of the word “bro” and the dopey “how could this have happened?” look after so many dumb choices.
And this person is an “influencer.”
God help us all.

“no more driving cars like this in the rain.”

who warned that the way he drives could lead to an accident

And enough idiots will watch the video to get him enough views to reward the idiot with another one that he can crash, rinse and repeat.  Social media is so fucking dumb, but that’s only because most people are so fucking dumb.

Repulsive little twat.

Annnnnd he will buy another one with all the clicks he is about to get.