It was natural until he got hip-checked, man. You fucked up in that you listened to Jeff Van Gundy and decided to run with it.

When asked how this could have happened, Godwin noted that there was no sense in looking back.

I’m wondering exactly which word needed to be taken out of that in order not to trigger you. I’m guessing either/or “white” and “male”.

I gotta admit, I laughed at “they fought over the armrest the entire time.” That’s just good, solid construction right there.

McCarthy was like a father to Aaron.

Aaron Rodgers is Petty.

But the shocking reveal that the Joker’s mother’s first name is Martha will definitely be in the movie. 

It would have been a little better and more classic Simpsons (and a little braver) if the new Itchy and Scratchy sucked and Lisa was pretending to like it; torn between trying to be true to the cause and true to herself. If she doesn’t support it, she is seen as a bad feminist. If she does, she is betraying…

His use of sock puppets was a little much.

Kirkwood tells Rolling Stone, adding that if he could get George Jones to cover his songs, “that would be cool, too.”

Do they really not know George Jones died in 2013?

I’ve seen more headlines here about Bill Simmons and Barstool than specific sports stories.

I’m such a Deadspin fanboy that I hate Barstool Sports despite the fact that I’ve never visited their site.

1) Aaron lost his arm after a bunch of logs fell on it. I think it happened in the first half of the season. I totally forgot that happened.

On the one hand, legalize and regulate sex work.

Keep in mind that Kyrie was a number 1 pick after playing a grand total of 11 games for Duke. If the talent is undeniable, as it is with Zion, then him not returning to action for Duke, and possibly hurting himself again won’t be held against him.  

“That Marge—dragooned into service as Krusty’s unflappable assistant director ...”

Thank you! This guy has always sucked. I don’t know who falls for his sappy crap. 

Honest question: what’s the song that I’m supposed to recognize Ryan Adams from? I know he’s not Bryan Adams, and that he was apparently big on the adult contemporary charts at some point, but I tried to find his big hit and couldn’t.

Know who else has 5 Grammy nominations? Kid Rock. The Grammys mean less than nothing. Almost no one watches, even fewer care.