How about he shuts the fuck up so we can watch the game? I don’t need a statistical tear down of every play

House is a fictional television show 

What a perfect summary of the idiocy of the American voter. And the idiocy of the modern American punk rocker.

Yes, this is the thing that will kneecap Trump for certain.

No, he will use the minuscule percentage as his talking point.   

Is this really the world we want to live in, where we scour through people’s social media posts to find something questionable they said TWO DAYS AGO to destroy their careers?  Honestly, who even cares what a school superintendent said when he was only 53 years and 263 days old?  How do you know he isn’t a completely…

Most are in favor of remaining best of 5 sets. You’d think from this piece that it’s a “triggered” minority represented by Brad fucking Gilbert (who’s a tool about everything).

What a hypocrite. He’s been stretching that shirt out for YEARS. 

Problem is he takes off plays, so there are going to be so many times when Tessitore wraps up the play call and gets hung out to dry when Moss sighs and mumbles something about not being no damn wing man. But when he’s on...man. Would be electric. 

“And don’t get me started about how many of them ended up battered.”

Hunter never met a tab he didn't like. 

I am half Mexican and have lived in Mexico, and I don’t think “puto” would roughly translate to “asshole” or “piece of shit.” It’s an emasculating term to throw at another man. And it’s a term of domination. I wouldn’t say it’s explicitly homophobic, but it is certainly often used as a homophobic slur.

Normally a fan of you prodigious ouvre, but duuuuuuuuuuuuude.....

I agree Hawley has made a huge mistake by putting David in a situation where he could do something that later both the other characters and the viewers necessarily characterize as sexual assault. I get that he wanted something shocking to make us think David is the villain now, but there were better, safer ways to…

Yeah, I was gonna say. Plus Buffy either implies or outright establishes that Willow has wiped Tara’s memory more than once, right?

“Vengeance is mine,” saith the Ford.

Honestly, how contagious is the stupid with you morons? Do you not realize the difference between running a background check on someone you are hiring, especially for a high profile job, and running a background check on someone who is part of an article you are writing?No media outlet runs a background check on…

Based on the indictment, Belle is still racking up doubles.

This man will not shut up or dribble.