It’s just a cartoon!

There’s something very precious about graduations to me. I’m an emotional wreck at them, I always waterwork even if it’s just a friend’s cousin’s boyfriend’s sister, etc lol. Luckily for me (or not?), I only had to go through it myself once.

Or you could do what I did. I cut off the entire “cap” part, so all that was left was the square top. I attached a small clear chin strap to the bottom of the square. I then glued a small, black propeller to the tippity top with a tiny battery powered motor with a thin black battery cable that went down to my…

Matthew 69:69: “And lo, Jesus said ‘Bitch, you got saggy and I’m trading up’”

Jager: “Oh, I turned down two of his marriage proposals, but the real reason we broke up was his racial angst.”

Now that’s true love right there. See, Trump understands what the Obamas don’t. What kind of marriage is it where there are genuine displays of affection and the woman is allowed to have her own mind and personality? HA! No. The woman should be terrified of you. And so should everyone else! You see these tits? These…

He had a girlfriend before he married his wife, therefore he doesn’t really love his wife.

*gasp* An intelligent young man with a white mother and a black father grappled with his racial identity as he moved out into the world during his years in higher education, much of it in a very privileged white environment?

SHOCKED. JUST SHOCKED.

Happy SNS from Sheela the Irish Wolfhound.

But what if the other woman IS a licensed doctor?

I just don’t get people who don’t think abortion is a consequence. When those people spill milk on the floor, do they leave it til it molds? No, they clean it up. When they get diabetes, do they wait for gangrene to take their limbs? No, they take insulin. Abortion IS a consequence. Abortion is not fun. But it many…

You’re not getting it.

Nice freshman comp essay, though a tad unoriginal. Most of us are past that now, though. Women have the right to control their own bodies and make their own moral and ethical decisions about how to do so. They don’t need your two-bit moralizing about compromise. End of story.

This is vitals, it’s a health and medicine site, not lifehacker.

Jesus is what got us into this dark world where women have to rely on instructions from other women instead of from a licensed doctor.

Under his eye, Ofgizmodo.

Fuck that, she’s not even being subtle. Have her download a Lyft app.

If the shoe fits...

There's nothing complicated about victim blaming, and you aren't as insightful as you seem to think.

"She was just asking to get harassed." -Fauxcused