Ok, shelter worker here:

I’m going to take a slightly different tack than other commenters’ (although my basic advice is going to wind up being close to ad infinitum’s) and say that I think *you* really need to learn a lot more about canine behavior. This is almost certainly not a dominance issue, and whatever caused it, you running after…

In the short term, when she gets out of quarantine you shouldn’t let her out of the house without a muzzle. And it would be better to walk her and your other dog separately so you can devote your full attention to keeping hold of her. Walking her very early in the morning or late at night when few other people or dogs…

“She has been nippy after children”

Yeah, I feel you. Who would want a human child when they could have a far superior, far cuter, puppy? But sometimes you don’t know that right away, and then you’re in it for 18 years, and the kid knows virtually no cute tricks, and takes forever to housebreak. And finding someone to board the kid when you want to go…

You down with D&C? (Yeah you know me)

Trump is very heavily medicated. Low energy. Raspy voice. Sad!

Sure, but her job depends on her Dad, and if she wants to inherit, she’ll need to keep him happy.

OMG he is going to lose his shit tonight. I said in a thread last night, but Trump does not handle being in the defensive well and it make him lash out, a la Captain Khan’s mother. Tonight is going to be the perfect storm. I have to miss the live debate, FML, but I expect to be hearing about a train wreck before I…

Yeah she did, but in no way is she responsible for the lewd comments he made about her to Howard Stern. I am not a fan of her political alignments, but to be sexualized by your own father? Uuuuugh.

I would fucking haunt the people who made the decision to spend it on a scoreboard.

Onions.

It's hard for Trump to have a firm grasp on anything, given the size of his fingers.

You went on the record on the right side of history, early and unequivocally.

With that kind of attitude from Rio’s mayor, I doubt that Australia, the UK, or New Zealand will share their common wealth with him.

If we're lucky these Olympics will kill the IOC. Not that it won't be replaced with something equally corrupt, but still... there are dozens of locations that can host the Olympics right now, and they are ignored because either a country wants the prestige of the games to overshadow their lousy human rights records or…

2016, summed up in a single gif:

You must have no idea about John Lewis’ role in the civil rights movement of the 1960s or how powerful sit-ins were for that movement. If you did, you would not be calling this childish.

fuck off