Hi Dan—

These are batting-cage-free chickens.

I’m going to just repost what I said yesterday over on Gawker’s article. I’ve highlighted the part that any anti-vaxxer reading this should pay close attention to.

In an industry where representation of women both in front of and behind the camera is lacking, yeah, it is kind of a big deal.

Clearly Kevin put Loki on phone duty.

Oh hunny. This is deep, and there are multi-levels to this.

It’s so far from enough, it couldn’t spot enough with a map, a compass, and a spy satellite.

Otis the slug dog.

“usually reasonable burlap sack full of rancid Peeps...” -do you lie awake at night thinking of these? They are simply epic and may get me through the next year with these asshats.

I’m a Scully in the streets and Mulder in the sheets.

god fucking bless you, Madeleine.

“Lizzie’s grave is the only one that’s infested with ants.”

It doesn’t hurt that Clinton and Richards are about 19x smarter than anyone else in the room.

You think reading it was bad, imagine me as I’m writing it.

I’ve taken my kids to work occasionally, and sometimes even had them sit in the classroom quietly reading. Hell, when I was chair of the department, a colleague even left her two pre-school age kids in my office to watch while she taught (apparently, they had pink eye).

Look, I love babies. I like moms (some of them). But if I was invited to speak in from of hundreds of people, do a book signing, and participate in an intense professional conference, I’d arrange for child care for the day. No, you can’t bring your baby to work, sorry. That includes adjunct teaching. Advocate for…

My brain did a goofy thing with that sentence and made me think of James Cameron, the movie director, rather than David Cameron, the British politician. For a couple seconds, I was all like, “lol, wut? What does Cameron have to do with voting?? ... Oh.”

I watched this for so long

“David Cameron take note, dead women can’t vote.”

God, HBC is the shit.