"I swear she can be a good person, but the depth of her ingrained racism"

Zarif went to high school and college in San Francisco!! He got his masters degree in Colorado!

Republicans have lost their damned minds. Like. When we all die as a result of nuclear winter because of this, I am using the skin of republicans to keep me warm.

Even Frank Underwood thinks that shit is treasonous.

Rihanna is such a fucking queen even the women are fighting over her. SLAY. You know you've got it when goddess Naomi Campbell is putting it on the line for you. But who can blame her when they create this kind of fucking MAGIC together?

I'm told that when I was two or three, I was bobbling down the hallway in our house, drooling and eating my fist. (I was one of those babies that spent the first four years with at least one fist in my mouth. There are photos to prove this.)

I mean, I understand, completely, why women shake their children. Like, I don't condone it? But girl. I understand.

I try to be understanding but I completely feel you. The child that lives above us is a toddler now, and I find myself secretly hoping that child will break it's leg so it doesn't STOMP AT 6 AM IN THE MORNING EVERYDAY when I'm trying to sleep. I know this might make me a terrible person, but having a child that…

Unless "the quiet game" looks like this, then no, they really don't.

A guy I worked with told me he was splitting wood in the back yard when his only child, then 4 years old, came up behind him, within axe back-swing range. He told the kid to stand farther back, took a couple more swings, then caught sight of movement in the corner of his eye. Kid was right back in the danger zone. He…

I have the feeling that there are enough Iron Shiek stories out there to do a BCO just on him. He's like the definition of performance art.

If T Swift's legs are worth 40 million, Tina Turner's should be worth 100 million. If Tina's legs are worth just over 3 million, T Swift's are $500k.

Right, I'm just saying that the Carbon Fiber composite that Applied Research came up with ended up costing a lot more than 40 million dollars. Heck, some of the materials we could only find in that Russian meteor that broke all of the windows.

Hi, I just had post this reply so you could see it in your notifications. It appears some asshole has hacked into your Kinja account and is posting stupid and unnecessary contrarian posts with unnecessary semantics arguments.

Pork Wine. The OTHER white wine.

Meanwhile, my pit bull (pit mix) saved me from almost certain robbery/rape/who knows what else today. We were walking on a trail with no one around when a guy came up - skinny, about 20 - and asked what kind of dog she was. I could just FEEL that something was off - I knew he meant us harm. He stood too close, would…

If you have cancer, which I believe is a fungus

1. Thanks to my union, my years of experience, and my two Masters degrees I make more money than about 80% of Americans. The fact that it bothers you is an added benefit.

Happy anniversary!