the real heroes are internet commenters who are always here to remind us how much everyone sucks

The difference is you don't look at people and feel sexual attraction. Sure, this could be hormonal/psychological/whatever, but I have NEVER felt attraction just by seeing someone in passing. My hormones have checked normal the couple times I've had them checked.

but the assertion that asexuals aren't queer is your opinion and not a fact.

i've heard the exact same thing from gay and lesbian friends about transexuals.

He buys mics by the case because he's always dropping them.

Really? It doesn't sound like it at all to me. It sounds more like they go through much longer periods of little to no interest in sex than I do, or from what many of my friends do (at least, to hear them describe it). Some don't even get aroused at all - that sounds much different from my normal expression of…

I was correctively raped as a result of being asexual. He was going to "fix" me.

I'm happy to see this article! Of course, I may feel differently after some more comments flow in...

Do I need to get out the asexual erasure bingo cards!

I am 99% sure I fall into this category. I am glad it's getting more visibility, at least in some circles, but it is still something I struggle with every day. It's basically a constant source of guilt and shame for me, and being constantly bombarded with sex (thanks, society!) makes it that much harder. I was at a…

I mean, she's just so out of his league.

I found a Le Creuset tea kettle for $5 at a thrift shop. Legit one of the best days of my adult life.

I did. and metallic stretch pants. and a gold cape! and glasses! and lots of makeup. I did a lot of high kicks.

??? I love my children more than I love my life, but if either of them established their own residence and then came back to my house to relieve me of my painstakingly acquired and curated Le Creuset, there would be hell to pay.* Yeah, I can afford to replace it. That's not the point.

Pls, Oregon does not want her. Give us a break. We're successfully hiding from almost everyone up here, enjoying nature and shit.

SOME PEOPLE HAVE NEVER EVER SEEN A BOWL WITHOUT SOUP IN IT. If you don't understand this, you are a heartless elitist.

Brace yourselves, everyone.

*sips skinny whole-milk nonalcoholic Irish macchiato* from their monogrammed thermos

Nothing worse than linguinies that are picked too soon. Grilling them more won't even make them tender.

Ugh, some of these employees have so much attitude. If you're unwilling to do things just because they're logically impossible, maybe customer service isn't for you.