Pedantic Penal Colony Progeny Puts Down Provider of Prose, Proves to be Premier Peon.

Unique ethnic diversity? Does it or does that not include the White Australia Policy?

Unless you are an actual Aboriginal person, "Australian" is not a race, you useless dipshit.

I'm highlighting this post for a couple reasons:

You seem to be confusing "thinking its difficult" with "truly not caring enough to even try."

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried

Just take him out to dinner, and when your food arrives, whip out the bag of fries you had hidden in your purse and pour it on top of his entree. Instagram his reaction.

a) she was a complete asshole about it.

I genuinely thought you were joking here. Are you serious? Or is this just a "ha ha, someone always tries to defend the assholes" thing?

Having worked at a sushi place, this would have confused the everloving hell out of me. Even if you could somehow mistake a tempura platter for rolls, which is dubious, taking a single bite of tempura would definitely clear up any remaining confusion, and this woman claimed to have eaten them before. I mean, how many…

I'd be sympathetic if she had pointed at another patron's table and asked for bread rolls. The woman in this story claimed she'd eaten them before, though, and her friends said the only reason they'd come was for the "free bread." Since they got a comped appetizer that time around too, I'm actually inclined to…

:/ come on bb, the lady was a buttface. thus, the laughery.

If that was one of my friends, they would never live it down.

i dont understand blindly loyal friends who say nothing/back people up in their stupidity. shut it down, guys. shut the bullshit down.

Is the ranch dressing served in a monogrammed coffee thermos by an aggressive Italian waiter who wants to eat all your bread unless the Russian patriarch can save it first?

Ooh boy I can't wait for the arguments people make trying to defend laundry detergent lady. SOME PEOPLE AREN'T FAMILIAR WITH YOUR HIGH-CLASS FANCY KITCHEN STORES AND SO MISTAKE THEM FOR TRADER JOE'S ALL THE TIME! MAYBE SHE WAS FROM A DIFFERENT CULTURE WHERE COOKING OIL LOOKS LIKE OUR LAUNDRY DETERGENT! IT IS…

I used to work at an "Italian" restaurant which I won't name—rhymes with "Shmolive Garden"

Dumb customer (me) anecdote time.

Hey, you want to write 3 paragraphs defending your use of a gendered slur, go right ahead.

My rebuttal is that you're a piece of shit. I present to you everything you've said thus far as evidence that you're a piece of shit.