Everyone says babies bounce, but they don't. They just lay there and scream.

He's the best. I love how in character he is while at the same time being super endearing with that little girl. Like, Disney World did a great job when they hired him.

Seriously, this Gaston is the best. (Sounds like the same guy, at least.)

You're about to experience so much disappointment in your life.

"But guess what, I and every professional singer I know would never ever ever accept a role if there are moments we couldn't perform in it. We'd say "Sorry, that role isn't right for me"."

Ha ha ha so if a professional Broadway show wanted to cast you you'd say no?

She really should have blamed the performance on Adele Nazeem.

Technique will not make up for lack of charisma, darling.

Maybe she has more authority on the subject than you and all your friends though. Because I bet she has more friends in the business, and more awards, and more roles than you right?

To be fair, her original quote of "75% of the notes" refers to her singing the lead role in a two-and-a-half-hour long musical that runs eight times a week for months on end in front of a packed house. If you manage to achieve and maintain a 100% track record throughout that grueling schedule, congratulations, you…

this is so salty

brb burning down the Buzzfeed office for categorizing Winter Soldier as a supervillain.

I'll actually be celebrating a one year anniversary of my big day of quit on the 13th of this month....it wasn't a job I quit though. I was in a very toxic and emotionally abusive marriage for 19 years, which fueled my hereditary alcoholism....making me pretty damn miserable to the point of going to sleep at night…

In my early twenties I had a job filling vending machines. I'd drive to these shitty warehouse, factories, hospitals and rest homes to fill the machines and collect the money. It wasn't hard work by any means but the boss was a humongous cockbag taskmaster who made everything way more miserable than it had to be.

I quit a cult and half my family when I was 16. I grew up in the cult. Think Jehovah's Witness, but a bit weirder. I went to this fundamentalist church's private school where I got straight As but was mostly disliked by the other students for being a goody-two shoes. I studied the Bible all the time, was not allowed…

I was waiting to get into school, living back home for the first time since I was 17. I needed a job to keep me busy as shit, on a different time schedule than my folks as we barely got along. So I took a job working for Target, stocking shelves at night.

I worked at a fairly large cadillac dealership in the service department. The service department consisted of a very long building with service stalls on both sides and the dispatch office (where I worked) was right in the middle. I was one of the very few females employed in this department. It was a fun job but…

I walked off the set of Superstar. And not just because it was Superstar.

My best quitting story happened when I was working at a coffee place on my university campus. I had worked there for two years before I quit. The main reason I quit was because of this one girl. She was a terror. She would call people: stupid fucking bitches, dumb cunt, homophobic slurs, etc. She also was lazy as hell…

I've been nothing if not professional every time I've given notice at a job. I'm terrified of burning bridges.

madonna has gone from icon to selfish, out of touch old lady.