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Yeah, okay, Ross, we get it, you were mad about the ice cream.

Congratulations, this is the most boring comment in the history of comments.

Guess that answers your question, Klondike.

You don't need to be "properly objective" when something is just flat out wrong. There's no such thing as a "toxin" a juice could get rid of which couldn't already be handled by your organs. When something as farcical as a cleanse is discussed it's far better to give it ZERO credence than to even suggest that there…

They gave you honest, experienced advice and get sass in return? Maybe you do belong in a kitchen.

"Just talking about something small-scale and laid back"

No hooker? Very disappointed that a hooker wasn't involved. My old boss love skanky quasi-hookers.

You asked. I answered. Sorry if the tone/response is not to your liking.

One time a friend and I were eating in a decent Asian Buffet. This family walks in and sits down at the table behind us, and the guy is being a JERK to everyone. He is yelling at his kid, his wife, and the server. His server is also ours, so when the server comes back to our table to get us refills we reflect with…

No. You should not. Being an excellent cook is about 10% of being a successful chef. The rest is being able to thrive in a thoroughly fuck-up environment.

omg

Someone needs to give Dave Hogan a publishing contract. That story was masterfully written and incredibly funny. I could feel the teenage anxiety wafting off it. Bravo, sir. Bravo.

I totally recognize the dining club from Galveston (I went to the Thanksgiving buffet with a friend's family once) and want to point out that the pecan pie is definitely legendary. Also, I noticed a large number of assholes of the uniquely Texan variety and every server there should be commended for showing up to work…

I just checked to make sure I had enough whiskey to get through reliving some nightmares and it looks like we are good to go.

This is Texas. Federal laws are for other states.

Put these breadsticks inside of you until you can't do that thing anymore.

a cooOoOOoooky youth pastor that was totally down and hip to our jive and cooly fresh yo, and understood our young feels, and, "...word, dog. I get you. I GET you, and Jesus gets you. Isn't that so dope and slammin'? Let's pray."

Loved this set... honestly C.A. don't ever apologize for giving us more evil customers who we can love to hate.