Literal sausage fest.

And who kneads a yeast infection? Not me.

That's an innovative way to get a yeast infection.

"You'll be BEGGING for more!"

So, let me get this straight: Missori cops want to punish black men for putting their hands up and saying "Don't shoot." Hrm.

you know what I find offensive? 18 year olds getting shot and prosecutors intentionally throwing the case

The real facepalm moment is that it took me all of fifteen seconds while reading this story to come up with an alternate slogan. "Bavarian Black Lager - We'll make your taste buds say the safe word." You even get to keep the specious S&M imagery that way.

When I was I kid I liked to quilt patches onto my backpack. I made a moon and star but the star was shaped like a Jewish star. (it was easy to draw) My mom pointed it out.

I was kind of annoyed because there was a moon right there (context mom) and I didn't mean it to be disrespectful. But I didn't say my mom was the…

I was going to comment about how I don't think he was trying to be racist but was just too stupid to realize that it was racist. Then he went "you're the real racist", and now it's fuck that dude. I see he just don't care.

Christians were smart enough to remove all of the Christ-like qualities from Christ. It opens up a whole new world of making shit up.

Why don't they get there money the old fashion way; pretending that something in the church needs to be fixed.

His ass suddenly lives in 1900. Yuuup. No internet, phone, or computer. No TV, either. No more social media accounts — as in deleted, not closed. Not allowed to use the internet at school, either — all that "research information" is in books. Won't sign off on a driver's license. Suddenly he needs to pay rent, and he…

I think that, although we're biased, most sensible sorts of parents are all too aware of what little shits our kids are capable of being, but also aware that there's likely quite a lot that we don't know. I would like to think my son wouldn't ever behave like this. He would know, academically, that this is appalling…

Oh wow. I'm replying to this because I'd like people to see it.

"These monsters would have you bite into this beautiful asparagus, cut down while it reached out to the sun for nourishment, packaged before it could pollinate and raise up it's own sprouts. These are the real monsters!"

Thing is, you're wrong about " most people really gave it a lot of thought they would probably agree that eating meat is morally wrong and is also destroying the planet" and it's very patronising to say that we just haven't really thought about it. That's why people get annoyed.

No, I'm disagreeing with the idea that killing dumb animals to eat is equivalent to ethnically cleansing the North American continent of its original inhabitants for profit.

My two favorite parts, hands down:

I wanna sit down in front of these people, barbeque grill at my side, and start cooking bacon, steak, and eggs, just to piss them off...

This made me imagine you, like, adopting them as your children. Your potato children.