If it was a cultural norm to poke customers in the eyeballs, it wouldn't make it any less of a dick move.

Um... if you still have Mike's info... I have roughly 54 acres of hardwood floors that could use some respect. I'll hide the knives and keep the dogs at the ready, but he is more than welcome to bring a toothbrush and get down with his bad self.

"Well, maybe I will come to your country then. And eat all of your bread!"

Waiter, *angrily*: "Well, maybe I will come to your country then. And eat all of your bread!"

It's actually about ethics in video game journalism.

According to testimony, investigators observed that, when they asked for it, one of the chefs would leave the restaurant to get it from a cooler in his car.

Yeah...uh I don't know anyone here who has expressed any sort of support for factory farming, but you kind of shot your argument right in the foot when you called a dolphin a fish.

Not unless they're offering those mad ginseng deals via affiliated links. Everyone knows this.

KEEP MY NAME OFF THE GOOGLES!!

I am not a paper clip I'm actually a binder clip.

I want everyone to see this. Also, don't google me.

So if someone is offering deals on MAD GINSENG over the internet I shouldn't believe them?

Even if you think Just Mayo should be made to stop using the word "mayo" in their product name

Someone pointed out on a different thread that the existence of seven similarly-aged daughters points to an egg-laying situation. So now we just have to imagine King Triton...um...fertilizing the eggs.

How do Mermaids birth things?

I like to think it's the Mermen who carry their young around, like seahorses

MATRIARCHY.

ARIEL IS THE WORST. She is a rich white girl complaining about how hard it is to be a rich white girl. She's like...I have all this cool shit and I'm still not happy. There is a reason why sebastian is like I am so over you. Then she gives up her voice for a dude 0_0

BENGHAZI/AUTISM/MMR/EBOLAZZ/OBUMMERZ/KENYA/MUSLIN!!!!

Poor Arby's....save a man from immolation, and he will still choose Taco Bell.

The name, apparently. As far as I can tell, that's it, at least in America. Another commenter said that in Mexico, "taquitos" is a term of endearment for tacos, which might be the best thing I've ever heard.

Well that's just adorable. "Who's my delicious widdle taquito??"