I think the only way to make this happen is to find a way to truly, completely remove "the insect" from the equation. Grinding the bugs into a paste and hiding them in other foods is probably the only real solution for the bug averse citizens of the planet. I may not eat a whole rhino beetle, but if you ground them…

Yeah I'm pretty sure this is my next potluck contribution, too. Because we have a bake-off every year and I made blueberry/honey/goat cheese hand pies in a lemon rosemary crust that were the fucking BUSINESS and the thing that won was just various carbs covered in corn syrup and mashed into a pyrex. The winner of the…

I'm assuming either you're talking about Bellamy, or you didn't read what I wrote. I highly doubt McDonald's would be thrilled with my referring to their product as containing gelatinized anuses. Or any of the dozen+ other insults I lob at McDonald's during this piece.

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The most obvious solution is usually the best one.

whatever im just going to light him on fire

God I want bread right now. I hope you know Pinkham, you have chosen what I eat for lunch every Monday for the past 4 weeks now.

I don't get the ebola panic or the anti-vaxxer movement. Then again, l frequently make decisions with the help of my buddies Logic and Common Sense.

Apparently, customers are scared they could somehow catch the virus through food, which, WOW that's wrong. You can't catch Ebola from food — that's not how that works.

Did you seriously just do the "A lot of my friends are X" thing?

*pusheen screaming "it's about ethics in journalism!!"*

Do you normally enjoy ruining jokes with information everyone knows?

Person A: "Knock knock"
Person B: "Who's there?"
Person A: "Banana."
Person B: "Banana wh-"
Ovdanyakad: "Bananas don't knock on doors."

I wonder if anyone owns the right to the name croNOT.

They should re-name them #notacronut on the menu.

The crayon drawing killed me.

Ah, what a lovely society we live in where not touching people you don't want to touch makes you socially inept. No rape culture here people, nothing to see here.

YOU INSULTED SEVERAL THINGS THAT I ENJOY AND THAT IS OBVIOUSLY A DIRECT ATTACK ON MY PERSON.

Neither, I love a good New England Clam Chowder - it's crustaceans... goddamned underwater insects, those fuckers.

Not to mention that in terms of organizations that treat their employees like garbage, drug traffickers are the absolute worst. Walmart is super shady, what with their insanely low wages, union busting, and sneaky ways of getting around providing health care, but to my knowledge they have never murdered anyone in…

I totally respect your view, J, but it's still brutally hard work to separate the art from the artist, though. At least, for me it is. And frankly, I don't really want to separate it. I'm not talking about normal human foibles, or genuine mistakes, or ill-chosen words or even occasional cruelty, thoughtlessness or…