That is actually for an unskilled 16 year old, (wages are protected by federal law too so no trying to be sneaky).

We had 30 employees on an average of $18-$20 an hour, and that's about normal. We as owners lived a very nice life. More importantly, so did they.

ETA - no wages for snakes. They drop things.

My brother showed me a video once that somebody took at a Young Republicans conference in which they asked the students there if they supported the Iraq War. All of them said they did. When asked why they didn't join the military to go fight if they were so incredibly strongly in support of it, they all hemmed and…

Hahahahaha "pay back" student loans, AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

HONEY PINKHAM DON'T GIVE A FUCK.

DONE. You as Press Secretary; Weinstein for SecDef; Burt for Sec State because Burt could charm anyone and honestly with her as State Weinstein would be one bored dude because there would be no more war; Dodai as Veep because come on, she can't get passed over twice. Now I just need an intern who knows how to keep…

If you ever run for President, I get to be your Press Secretary just so we can finally have a Press Secretary who openly says "fuck you" to columnists like Steven.

Oh, snap. Pinkham just threw down...

I think it's time we get rid of the myth that minimum wage jobs all require minimal skill. Every fast food drive thru worker in my city is bilingual. Are YOU bilingual, author of this Op Ed? Also, I would l-o-v-e to see some white collar exec work the a slammed Friday night at any Denny's, where my best friend…

"How much do you want to bet that Steven has never had to work hard at a job in his life and that he came from a privileged background?"

Uber, I love the way your mind works. When you turn your eye to something stupid, it gets fucking destroyed.

"Also, I know you think you're smart for using "indolence" correctly in a sentence, but no one under the age of 92 uses that word. "

Steven strikes me as the type of student who works really hard throughout the semester to earn the A he feels he deserves.

Now understanding that working really hard meant setting oneself apart from ones classmates (even if it is through douchebaggery rather than actual academics), I understand why he will email his…

You think I can afford a drink on an airplane?

omg what would you do if you saw someone in a full roman toga at the airport

WHAT ABOUT SLUMBER PARTIES, SMARTYPANTS???

If I have to sit on a seat built for a capuchin monkey, terrified to recline it lest I get stabbed, you bet I'm wearing sweats. I'd wear a toga if I had one.

I just had to unfriend this stupid bitch who used to babysit me because she was saying that "you don't just spit on your husband" and that she would gladly take anyone's RR jerseys. Listen, bitch, given what I've heard you say about your piece-of-shit baby daddy, you have no cause to feel righteous about your…