I would caution against using a jersey as Hersh's suggests unless you have plumber on call.

That drives me bugfuck insane, and I am so grateful I've never been subjected to it.

I LOVE THAT ARTICLE! Thank you!!!

Well yeah, it's because Olitz literally keeps running in circles so they keep coming back to the same scenes over and over. And now that I know you are a rational person who hates Fitzgerald Grant III, I'm going to point you to my favourite article on the subject. He needs to DIE. Like, literally DIE. And that doesn't…

Totes Team Mellie. I can't even count the number of times I wanted to slap Olivia next season. But I think it's Abby's season though.

LIES!!!! No, you're totally right. (Except about Kerry's acting. TAKE THAT BACK YOU BITCH!) I really do hate Olitz though. I hate Jake too, but I was glad she ran away with him if only to get the fuck away from Fitz. But being Fitz and the POTUS, he will of course find a way to insert himself into her life again…

I skimmed the title and thought they invented a tampon gun and I got super excited. Like a Nerf gun for tampons.

Honestly, the only thing Fitzlivia does for me is make me more and more confused as to how this guy could possibly be president. Completely one-dimensional character man with a singular focus on keeping his mistress on a leash is supposed to be the president? He can fuck right off.

PREACH. I am #teammellie hardcore.

Sorry but this next season is all about mother fucking Mellie Grant. She easily was the most interesting and compelling character this past season. Also, more David Rosen and less Dr. Quinn Torturer Woman, please.

You're a moron.

With Carmen Sandiego?

There was a guy on Sports Center last night that had some awesome things to say about Janay Palmer (Rice?), how this would affect her for the rest of her life and we should also be thinking about how hard this is on her. It was the first time I've heard anyone talk about how fucked up this is for her and not just Ray…

That man is a goddamn American hero.

I want Joe Biden to be my dad and give me inspiring talks straight out of a '90s family sitcom.

This is why Joe Biden is my fantasy internet boyfriend. He gets so much shit for gaffes when 99% of the time, he's the smartest and most compelling guy in the room. Of course he would say this. Of course. I love him so much.

I was a waitress at a restaurant. I was fairly new at the time of the incident described below.

On the wine:

Ordinarily I wouldn't, but you know what? This is one of my best friends. Hell no, I'm not letting this shit slide this time.

I'm not handing out her personal information. Jesus, wtf is wrong with you?