I'm 36 weeks too! I had the same reaction in my birthing class. My midwife asked me what I would like to get out of the birthing experience. I said I'd like for neither me or my baby to die in the process. She looked horrified. I'm not sure if she was wanting me to say an orgasm or some other hippy dippy enlightening…

What language is this and what are you asking?

Hmmm. Reduced libido vs. going through a painful and potentially terrifying experience all alone without the partner who collaborated to get you there. What to do, what to do.

The person who can't stop complaining about a slight thinks they're behaving coolly. Sounds about right (for an asshole.)

I used to work at a pet store that sold bully sticks (dried bull penis for dogs to chew on.) At least two people put them in their human mouths while I worked there, since their dogs liked them so much, to "see what all the fuss was about." It was really really fun to tell those people what goes into bully sticks.

This is how we learn things. Stop being a delicate flower.

Huh. Well, the story did explicitly describe it as "fish poached in parchment paper", and described slitting the paper with scissors for service. I suspect many people, even those unfamiliar with the term "en papillote", might have made the leap to realize that a picture of fish served in a bed of paper may actually…

I don't think you're a creep....the rind on brie is meant to be eaten. Wax on a hard cheese like gouda or edam is not.

I wish he'd been a little more condescending, considering how easily you could have just, you know, looked at the picture, if you're totally unfamiliar with this presentation.

Because it's wrapping the entire thing and removing it would involve reaching in and grabbing the person's food. That's what fish en papillote IS; that's how it's fucking served.

Yes, I felt like holy shit. But in reality, I'm closer to a holy mackerel.

Did you feel all Jesusy inside?

YOU HAD ME AT TREK MEX.

Look, I've drank something I wasn't supposed to, to be honest.

It's sort of horrifying to me that there are men who literally believe that female bodies were "designed" by evolution with the singular goal of being as titillating to them personally as possible. Not for providing for the success of future offspring, not for women's own personal evolutionary survival, but to be…

My curiosity was insatiable.

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named 'Amal.' The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan'. Years later; Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished…

I keep hoping those of us here in MN will be quietly absorbed into Canada. We already sing their national anthem in the bars, eat poutine, say eh, totally get how cold they are. Feel free to invade us, Ontarians! We'll maybe raise a butter knife to you to make it look convincing that we tried really hard to remain…

So here's a bit of anecdotal evidence of Russia's idiocy from my recent trip to Belgrade, where I stumbled upon a bunch of Russian tourists and we got chatting. I was walking in the park with my newborn and was approached by a couple who had strayed from their group and also had a little baby with them. Straight away…

"...anyone who has to suffer under the heel of a joke "democracy.""

Maybe corporations are classified as super-people because they're something men can give birth to.