1) She had probably been thinking long and hard about it for a while and then one day admitted to herself that she is Bi. It's not that uncommon, especially for people who are raised not knowing about the Queer community. Hell, I didn't even know what bisexuality was until I was about 12. It took me four years to come…

Right? And having been kind of in the letter writer's shoes (I am bi and was married to a man for a long time, although I've mostly dated women so I'm not exactly like her), I think that bi people in hetero relationships are actually in a uniquely influential spot with homophobic people. They see you as being just…

As I feel like I am always saying in the comments section: Fuck that noise.

If your brain automatically corrects punctuation, how can you write for Gawker without your head exploding? (Seriously, your lack of typos and the fact that you don't randomly leave out conjunctions and prepositions on a regular basis is highly appreciated).

so does Burger King know that when they relocate to Canada they're going to be downgraded to Prince Regent?

I don't think this is necessarily indicative that they have bad living conditions when they aren't pregnant. I mean, I have a pretty good quality of life. My own house, food when I want it, friends and such. But if faking a pregnancy meant that I'd get to move into a mansion, where half-naked, oiled up men would feed…

You must be new here, because if that looks like an attack to you, you definitely haven't seen what I've written about McDonald's and KFC.

KATE BEATON TWEETED ABOUT ME OMG.

That's true. You also wouldn't want to use it to clean backed-up sewage pipes, because Tim Hortons coffee is way better for that.

FUCK PANDAS. I was right the whole time. YOU KNOW I WAS RIGHT.

The fact that you actually said "fuck you" would've given you away as an American regardless.

Meh. I think because T. Swift's whole career is an exercise in white privilege it's hard for me to give her complete pass. She's kind of mediocre/average at everything she does but still becomes successful because she's so cute, blond, earnest, and benign. Well maybe she's good at writing hooks because some of her…

The way she danced in her awkward onesie during Beyoncé's performance would also work. She looked like my dad trying to be cool.

Ooo, making you cringe. My feelings are super hurt, random internet person.

Are you seriously implying that I am somehow insulting her by calling her beautiful and gorgeous? THE SHOCK, THE HORROR, THE WOMAN ON WOMAN HATE! There are gorgeous women, there are cute women, there are statuesque women, there are curvy women, there are sexy women, there are homely women. Usually, some of those…

Wow that was absolutely milquetoast. Remember how exciting it was last year to be in a frothy moral rage over twerking, rubber diapers, and foam fingers? You felt alive, didn't you?

I'm 95% that's intentional. America's virginal sweetheart can't have sex appeal.

I met a bunch of my new students today. Despite multiple reminders, none of them had bought the book for the class. I believe the bookstore is now sold out because this book is used by all the classes in my department.

No yelling from me. Only this: stop. Just take good of yourself, and focus on your health and your overall well-being. Recognize all those strong qualities about yourself in your post (smart, successful) and free yourself from all that bullshit.

Sister, you have your health and better things to focus on. Ditch this fuckwad. He's obviously pretty emotionally immature and he's only going to continue to string you along— which is wrong, regardless of any feelings he may have for you. And his new girlfriend sounds like a real piece of work, too, which is just…