Bitches be Tripi.

HOH HOH HOH!

I’m sorry Ms. Jackson - Oooh!
I’m full of feeeeeear.
Never meant to kill Lamar that way.
I am not elite, I’m just okay.

I’m calling it now: The Browns are going 0-0-16 this season. 

I can’t wait tilde next time they meet

My best friend and I dressed up as Burt and Ernie for halloween about 8 years ago. Went out and got pretty hammered at the bars, and then I see down the street, Cookie Monster, just standing there. Well I thought it was a good idea to jump on his back, we both fell to the ground, and that’s when I feel a shot to the…

This is just like when I recall how many pieces of bread everyone at the table has already had when I’m taking the last one for myself.

In my first email to parents (last year I coached u8 hockey), I introduced myself as ‘volunteer coach extraordinaire’. I addressed the parents as ‘agents’ and the kids as their ‘clients’. I explained the reason I am so popular with the skaters (I bring the water bottles), told them our assistant was tops in the league…

In closing, we only have about 3 weeks left

I like the reminders.

You are referring to GenZ; iGen is utilized in work environments to refer to an intergenerational workforce.

I’m usually turned off by “I can’t stop watching...” clickbait headlines, but I have to admit I watched that several times.

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

YOU DIDN’T TALK ABOUT THE TWO THINGS THAT MAKE IT EXCEPTIONAL WHICH ARE 1. THE SOUNDTRACK 2. THE SOUND DESIGN

People’s resilience and ability to not be physically harmed by words is not a reason to perpetuate demeaning and hateful expressions, even if they’ve lost some of that ugliness over time. I get what you’re saying here (they’re only words, right?), but this concept of “people just shouldn’t take it the wrong way” is…

I’m willing to bet that she weighs the same as a duck

I am a graduate student who would be deeply affected by this. I make less than $25,000 a year (and to be clear, I am one of the better off graduate students because I am in engineering). This change would increase my taxes 391% per year and decrease my take home pay by 31%...even with the doubling of the standard…

70% diet, 30% exercise.

1.) Nobody from DC calls it the DMV.

I’m confused. For vegetarians/vegans, isn’t most of their diet carbs? I always thought fruits and vegetables were “good carbs” and diets high in processed food/sodas and lots of meat were bad?