I’m not a nurse, but worked as a drug counselor (bagged pee, counted residents, ensured infants slept on their backs) at an inpatient drug treatment facility where women reunited with their children. Occasionally the women were pregnant and drug court ordered to live their while receiving methadone maintenance. …

post birth check-up:

I won’t bore you with the details of gross medical incompetence that led to my ruptured appendix, but probably the most disgusting part of the whole ordeal was when they inserted a drain into the abdominal abscess. I was doped up on major pain meds when they wheeled me into interventional radiology, where they use CT…

I have a fairly common, slightly gross skin condition. It only flares up sometimes, so I don’t need a prescription refill often.

I don’t really know if this is worthy, but I have chronic back pain and arthritis eating my spine. Not pretty, whatever.

It’s also why your nose runs when you cry, there’s a lot more fluid pumping from your eyes into your nostrils. :)

I starred this because.....I couldn’t think of what else to do.

My doctor explained that boogers come from your eyes, that the lacrimal fluid goes from your eyes down into your nose through the duct on the inside corners, and it mixes with dirt and “debris” caught by your nose hairs, and that’s where boogers come from.

I love how when Romney mentioned Russia as a threat in 2012 the Democrats just laughed, but now, suddenly, Russia is like the boogieman used to excuse the, frankly, frightening levels of corruption surrounding Hillary Clinton.

I can think of no better group of people to whom to give my credit card number than people who publish everything they find to the Internet.

Russian intelligence almost certainly has access to everything Snowden took and have been sheltering him for quite some time now. Snowden took a great deal more than just files detailing NSA surveillance programs. This is not really a conspiracy theory, but actual facts. If you think the good he did outweighed the…

A bit of punishment for Florida intentionally delaying a decision, widely seen as a way to keep from playing on a weekend when their quarterback and a number of other starters are injured. They could have been hoping to have the game canceled entirely, since Tennessee faces Alabama and A&M from the West and Florida…

You mean after UF and Foley refused any and all options to play the game last weekend?

“Let’s see...salt. More salt.”

I winced a few times when Albert was chopping that onion. Dude, bear claw.

Sure, the alternate version is Deadspin.com/Foodspin-cum-ass-titty-fuck-jizzbomb-blackcock

That should work, right?

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Had to a scroll waaaay down for this, the first compassionate comment. Suicide or foul play, it sounds like victims lost a thoughtful advocate, to say nothing of her family’s loss.