A bit of punishment for Florida intentionally delaying a decision, widely seen as a way to keep from playing on a weekend when their quarterback and a number of other starters are injured. They could have been hoping to have the game canceled entirely, since Tennessee faces Alabama and A&M from the West and Florida…

You mean after UF and Foley refused any and all options to play the game last weekend?

“Let’s see...salt. More salt.”

I winced a few times when Albert was chopping that onion. Dude, bear claw.

Sure, the alternate version is Deadspin.com/Foodspin-cum-ass-titty-fuck-jizzbomb-blackcock

That should work, right?

Going by Merlan’s interpretation is wrong because the linked bill directly contradicts her send up. Clickbait lies are par for the course at Jezebel.

There is nothing bizarre about it. Access to spousal benefits require proof of marital status. It’s not just a insurance company thing. It’s a government thing as well. You don’t get government spousal benefits if you don’t prove your marital status.

Nope. Their exceptions are the standard fare, according to the linked bill.

Birth certificates are not difficult to obtain. Maybe you should have thought about getting one long before you got married 14 years ago? This is America, we sometimes need to show our birth certificates for something, it’s not exactly a new concept.

This is EXACTLY what I was required to do when I got married to my Mexican husband in Los Angeles 3 years ago. We both had to provide birth certificates, and his had to have a certified translation. I had to order a copy of mine from a hospital in New York that no longer exists. Getting the birth certificate and the…

Sorry, Patrick, the correct title was “What is Alex Trebek Hilariously Shits On Jeopardy! Contestant And Her Whole Crew For No Reason”.

Did you know that you can get a delayed birth certificate from the state of Louisiana really easily?

You don’t need an exception for refugees. If you’re processed as a refugee, they know at that time about your missing birth certificate and give you substitute documentation to make up for that fact. That is literally what every other modern country does when they process refugees. It’s also what happens to anyone who…

requires not just a birth certificate, but a translation if the document isn’t in English. The only way around that is to get a waiver from a judge, a process that could take months, or to submit “a letter signed by the proper registration authority of the state, territory, or country of the place of birth,” stating…

A police detective who very recently confirmed she was working on a high-profile case turns up dead under suspicious circumstances. Of course we’re going to look at the suspect in that high-profile case. I don’t care if it’s freaking Big Bird, we’re going to look. Put the race card away. Scummy rapists know no…

Had to a scroll waaaay down for this, the first compassionate comment. Suicide or foul play, it sounds like victims lost a thoughtful advocate, to say nothing of her family’s loss.

This is just so saddening. It sounds like she worked hard to protect survivors of sexual assault.

Fucked up? probably. Too old? That’s silly