If he’s as big a stoner as he’s reported to be, how come his drug test was clean (per article: “Our law enforcement sources say Brad’s first test was negative for drugs and alcohol”)?

I’m forever in the greys but just wanted to say that if he’s passed a drug test, how is he this massive stoner incapable of functioning? Weed stays in your system a long time and pops up on drug tests even months later.

If he’s so addicted to pot that it’s derailing his life, how is his drug test clean? Weed can show up on drug tests for months. Particularly if the person is ingesting it every day.

But I thought he passed his drug test anyway...

Many parent on Jez drink alchohol. I bet they’d be suprised to realize that makes them shitty parents.

Actually, it reads like a standard court order in an abuse and neglect case that the parties had no choice but to obey.

Many parents on Jez smoke weed. I bet they’d be surprised to realize that makes them shitty parents.

Its much older than that - we started wearing them in the late 60's

Angelina doesn’t like to do anything without attention as long as it’s the attention she desires and has worked hard to control. Girl’s a mess and that’s why she hired her so that allll her mess isn’t laid out.

This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion. . . . IT’S IN THE HOLE.

Aping is a word that means “to mimic or imitate”.

I have the same reaction. I like her decidedly less since hiring Wasser and Smith. Makes me think she’s out to ruin Brad Pitt.

Aping simply refers to mimicking someone else. There’s literally no racial or ethnic connotation to it.

I doubt that. If she had any intention of getting a quiet divorce, she would not have had her people call tabloids trashing Brad. I can’t respect anybody famous who has so much disrespect for her kids to put them through that kind of shit show.

Hot take from my mom: “You only hire Olivia Pope if you have something to hide.”

Does feeding stories to TMZ qualify as “discreet”?

If anyone had any questions about how obsessed Angelina is with her image this should explain it all. I’m sure her crazy fans will say it’s just good business..after a decade of bragging about how she has no media people and slamming Jennifer Aniston for merely having a publicist.

“Golf is such a hard sport you can’t just pull a random person out of a crowd and expect them to .... oh...”

Only would have been better if Rory yelled “Baba Booey!!!”

That is so mf’ing impressive. To come out, with all those people watching you, with professionals watching you, to not have taken any practice putts, and come out and make a what 10ish foot putt on a green that I can only imagine is insanely fast is incredible.