Dammit. With an infallible excuse like this one on tap, we’re bound to see athletes wearing helmets anywhere and everywhere in the future.

Whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa! The Cowboys only take players that hit women and only after they’re drafted by Carolina. If anything he’ll be barred from being drafted but will sign as an undrafted free agent with someone like, oh I don’t know, the Titans.

If it were me I would’ve vacated all of Bama’s national championships …

6'5", 270 pound freshman. He can kiss those D-1 dreams goodbye.

The underdog story of how a little known kid from a community college got drafted by the Dallas Cowboys.

Some little Cambodian kid will be looking for work tomorrow.

Whoever stitched that jersey is probably from Akransas.

Santana’s best album IMO

What’s the big deal? This exposure embiggens the entire Univarsity.

He was fantastic on The Avengers (yes, I know I just confused every under 40).

Mkay, I have a Peter Gabriel Reflected Glory Experience to tell...Long ago a friend of mine wore a T-shirt I painted to a Bridge Concert (big fundraiser every year for a special needs school, tons of performers of all types) and because he was school chums with Tracy Chapman that bastard, I mean my friend, was…

I'm praying that Gillian Anderson is next Jane Bond!!

In my experience, every copy editor ever, at least 40% of the time.

I don’t have a dog in the fight when it comes to the Swift/West/Kardashian “feud” publicity ploy, but I have to disagree on the “wore it better” and the effect of any intended shade.

Had it not been pointed out, researched, and vetted, I would not have believed that is the same dress. Kim and Taylor have such completely different body types and those photos are so different, I would never think they were the exact same dress.

Jiffy pop!

I don't think it qualifies as shade when the other person looks 10 thousand times better in the dress however. kk never looks good, nothing ever fits her correctly.

I would never, never guess that is the same dress.

I thought Taylor wore it better.

“I see this error often in my line of work. A writer crafts perfectly fine copy, and then an editor swoops in to punch things up—self-awareness and accuracy be damned”