“I’m not a heartless, child-kicking racist.”

I was thinking the same thing. he’s a real keeper.

He has that distinctive John Rocker dumbfuck look going for him.

Oh yes, that is definitely the face of someone who should carry weapons and enforce the peace.

That way, when you do go out to lunch with multiple coworkers and they start quoting Old School at each other (or whatever it is that men bond over), you can counter with your own shared interests.

thank you! no one will understand this now since i deleted my original post (i had not realised that i was on someone’s thread). total insanity. i think i may lock myself at home until september 6. srsly.

[redacted for having accidentally invaded someone’s thread]

Except give him a fake nuke code that Will trigger fireworks that spell YOU’RE FIRED.

And trust, GOD has absolutely NOTHING to do with this insanity. But you should be worrying about the side effects of this nut. Rolling Stone has a valid point.

That baby’s face is all “WHAT IS HAPPENING?!” which is precisely my reaction to Trump. Like, at first Trump’s campaign was kind of funny, but it’s getting a little scary now and I’m actually concerned. I mean, “legit questioning the sanity of a large portion of America”-level concerned.

I concur totally and hope that he not only doesn’t say anything about this but that he perishes from the face of the earth like a tyrannosaurus with a toupee that he is.

I don’t have to like it to know that it shouldn’t be used against me to induce shame and characterize me as uncontrollably emotional and incapable of reasoning.

What kind of fucked-up bullshit did I just read? 1) running from vaccinations! 2) homeschooling! 3) Exerting parental control to teach your child only about the confederacy?

“She didn’t want Lilly to learn about black history,” he said, “She just wanted her to learn about the Confederacy.”

I do totally believe that Taylor would use an awkward euphemism like “make whoopee” though.

This is why stigmatizing abortion and reducing access needs to stop.

I think I’ve just about reached the moment when I would vote for a presidential candidate who actively campaigned on a platform of nihilism. Imagine that fucking debate:

I've taken more verbal abuse as a verizon customer service worker and I haven't arrested anyone for it.

That’s exactly what I said.