I think you should start a blog or vlog or something documenting the Stodden household insanity. I follow her on instagram bc i just can’t understand anything about her lol. Seriously though. She’s just been posting about recovering from another plastic surgery procedure that i hoped would be a repair on her wonky…

Yes! For me it’s been anything that could go wrong did and now I’m left trying to pick up the pieces. I’m so exhausted in ever way possible. Venus can suck it.

When I was 13

I grew up in Cleveland Heights, Ohio and everyone knows the cops there are fucking psychos no matter what race you are. I think it’s gotten worse for the minorities in recent years bc of rookies from the predominantly white suburbs and a newer police chief. Either way, my mother taught me to stay out of their way and…

We would have been friends and I think this is the best senior pic ever!

I cut out pages of Marky Mark's Calvin Klein underwear ads back in the 90s and taped them all over my high school notebooks. As a straight woman, I find male underwear ads sexy as fuck but I could go the rest of my life without ever seeing another dick pic and be fine. I think that's a good example to show that dicks…

Just in time for prom season!

I see Brit's models are suffering from deformities and no nippleitis like so many other female lingerie models out there. Perhaps some of the sales revenue could go towards finding a cure :/

I'm just here to nerd out about your alias being Zap ROWSDOWER .

You. Better. Werk. It.

The whole Edward Fathands thing makes me wanna smack her.

I feel like she's the poster child for stars that are surrounded by 'yes' people. Also, people with epilepsy should sue her.