Sorry, I don’t buy that teenage girls- in an era when rape wasn’t as clearly defined as it is now- would’ve beat up an older man in a position of power who was capable of destroying their careers and reputations (not to mention capable of sexually assaulting them, too). A more realistic scenario is that they saw what…

ABSOLUTELY ZERO

Almost as boring as her acting.

The one (very brief) time that I was on Okcupid the biggest bar that I got on my personality section read as “more drug-friendly” and was just like, wait no, I... I can explain...

Note to self: Never watch that shit.

...a gay fish?

A gay fish?

Since I was 5 I’ve identified as the Batman. It doesn’t matter that I’m a 30 something black male. People should respect my identity and address me as Batman.

1999 was not a bad year. Not bad at all. I miss my home phone.

Zine? Chloe Sevigny? Everything about this article made me feel like it was 1999. All my wrinkles were gone, I felt 20 lbs lighter, and I looked over at my son and all I saw was an ovum. (I also felt really hung over and was worried I about how I was going to pay my rent).

This is awesome. You deserve more stars.

I was gonna rave 4 ever at that point in life. I was so high on cloud 9 there could have been a family, and I wouldn’t have known.

Oh hello 1996.

Reality Bites Back by Jennifer Pozner was really good. It’s more about reality shows in general, so it might not be what you’re looking for.

I expect I’ll join you soon if I make another comment about Bobby Finger’s terrible writing. He is a terrible writer.

Nailed it.

“sometimes I take a poop in my hand and then eat it”

i can’t believe jezebel published an article by (obviously) a rich white woman titled “Why People Who Don’t Do Drugs or Want to Fly With Them Should Start Doing Drugs And Flying With Them Right Away”

Honestly, I can very easily imagine Nick Tortelli acting just like that.

I Wanna Get Down Low With Mark Ruffalo.