The internet has greased the skids of the downfall of society by allowing any sociopath to have their words published for mass consumption without the traditional constructs of journalistic integrity and basic decorum.

Pssh. This would have been an easy goal if he’d shot it elsewhere.

Well, to be fair, so is Olynyk.

the five-year, $125 million contract that goes down as the worst in baseball history (for now).

Richards is pretty lucky he only got an invoice, considering Manu Ginobili did the same thing and got a court summons.

The 2,632 consecutive tweets also served as a nice tribute to Cal Ripken Jr.

Leave it to an Orioles exec to know how to keep a captive audience.

Out of respect for Tim Tebow, the Philadelphia Eagles ask that NFL journalists refrain from prematurely reporting picks.

Stephen A. Smith: Grow up.

But you’re forgetting how terrible John McClane was at the free throw line.

It’s very easy to play doctor right now

And here I thought Wrigley was the Friendly Confines.

The family has asked for lack of privacy during this transition.

What team would trade for Josh Hamilton, who isn’t healthy, doesn’t appear to be a very good baseball player anymore, and is still owed $83 million through 2017?

I just hope they don’t send him to the Brewers.

The only appropriate reaction to being called out as a violent motherfucker is to react like a violent motherfucker.

He’s not so much depressed as desmondent.

Lest we forget, the NFL and its “investigators” are the same people who gave us this piece of bullshit investigation: Meet The Dunce Ex-Cop Who Fucked Up The NFL’s Ray Rice Investigation. So if you expect me to be impressed with the “results” of a probe done by an unnamed unnamed investigator, using unnamed employees,…