Well how about that? Someone following in Rod Stewart's footsteps without ending up with a restraining order.

That is really strange. The ceilings must be 70 feet tall in Erin Andrews' hotel room.

U mad, brogue?

Andy Reid: Thanks for coming in for the emergency procedure, Dave. I knew you were the man for the job when I found out you keep a bottle of 'Emergency Sauce' in your car too.

Hopefully Beyoncé assured the reporters that she would only be dining at busy, loud restaurants so that she can put these mellow dining allegations behind her for good.

"mortified that didn't go in—you don't get those chances very often."

TMSIDK

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Good news for someone...

If we take an even closer look at these films we can see that situations like Te'o's occur very frequently. Usually 24 times a second.

The overages must've been insane given Te'o's penchant for going overboard with his characters.

Anyone who thinks this is an embarrassing attempt to follow suit should bear in mind that it's not an easy dance even when you're not in a dumpster.

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You may well be correct. I assume your rubric also includes musicality, creativity, accessibility, and alimony?

Cashman: Hey Alex, have a seat. I just wanted to fill you in on our plans for this season.

In Grilli's defense, it's pretty misleading for the Pirates to send out clubhouse attendants offering 'green ease'.

+1

It brought tears to my grandmother's eyes when I told her about Bernadina tonight. I knew that Italian immigrants took pride in their cooking, but sheesh.

/sprints offstage

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