My wife bought me 12 new pairs of boxers for my birthday, which I was legitimately excited about; as the old pairs had been through a lot, but my excitement was quickly turned to disappointment as I saw they were button fly boxers...  Had to explain to her why this was a bad present now and that no, it’s not the same…

I watch a lot of the Buzzfeed Tasty videos (I find them relaxing), and honestly...this isn’t THAT much worse than some of the shit they post.

So this is an at-will gig where you pick your own hours, have no barrier to entry besides owning a car, have no interview process, and can quit whenever you want with no repercussions and you make $30/hour. What exactly are people complaining about?

I wondered where “being hit by a bus” or a creative variation thereof would figure. I am disappoint.

They worship gas station food.

You millennials, always stuck on the latest new things.

“Baltimore has nothing to claim as its own”

If this all sounds like an unrelentingly gloomy picture of the Olympic Games, well, it is.

They edited my email and took out the *almost*

What the Cleveland Steamer isn’t good enough for you?

VOIP thru a VPN pretty much eliminates any local PD’s abilities.

*Marianne Williamson promises to publicly audit all four sports leagues*

Problem is with swatting, is it sounds real, it plays out like a real active situation.

Because swatters say crazy shit that makes them believe there’s an IMMEDIATE danger? They don’t call and say “teehee a bad guy lives here!”, they spoof their location, call up in tears saying a guy just wired his house to explode and he’s now got their family tied to chairs with a shotgun in a baby’s face threatening…

Ip address tracing and a couple of other methods, I think kotaku had an article on it before 

Find the people who call these in, give them 10 years in jail. Fucking morons will get more people killed, directly through the homeowners or through the emergencies they're missing out on responding to this shit

If You Have Kids, Or a Sense of Humor, There Is Only One Way to Separate an Egg, and This Is It

Okay, chuckle boy, I’ve enjoyed these but I think we need to keep some level of accuracy and accountability in journalism. Floyd did NOT “superplex” (as you say) Danny Amendola. A superplex, is a suplex off the top rope (and would thus be impossible in the NFL). If anything, Floyd did some variation of a gutwrench…

DVD players and TV/VCR combos!

What a draft!