Am I the only guy who thinks of this guy when they talk about Peterman at QB?

Not sure on the details, but there is a good chance a Molotov cocktail is involved

The REAL question here is how will the #1 fan handle it.

I expect a successful season ahead. 

it seems that the season won’t actually kick off for 154 days, which is December 30.

For the love of God, Montrezl.

Shit-- a 9 year old could hit more free throws.

If a random different Plumlee showed up to play for Team USA, would anyone actually notice?

Soon we’ll hear that Randle “was powerfully passionate about representing his country,” but might have left his oven on and really should go check on it.

This is stock standard coach speak when answering questions about their QBs off season. Is it nonsense sure but literally there are a million “work ethic” Brady stories and articles. https://www.cnbc.com/2018/02/02/bill-belichick-tom-brady-isnt-a-great-natural-athlete-but-he-has-these-3-traits.html 

Unpopular opinion here, but if you wanted the Democrats to have other options beyond calling Mueller to testify YOU SHOULD HAVE ELECTED MORE OF THEM TO THE SENATE.

I’m pretty much done with NFL football. For all the non-Fox-News reasons. I watch a total of single digit hours over the course of an entire season. It’s great. And yet....

Yeah, other WYTS columns include jokes; this one is just a list of facts.

“Wow, amazing. NONE of the Citroen trucks lasted more than 3,000 miles and they all failed catastrophically! Congrats on the sabotage.”

We redoing questions now? I expect more from my free weekly Funbag!

To be fair, before Kawhi signed and everyone was guessing, it was speculated that Kawhi was waiting to see which team starting leaking information about him (supposedly something he hates).

The lesson, as always, is to never ever go to New Jersey for any reason.

NJT is awful. Just for daily riders, they cancel trains because workers call in sick and they can’t find replacements. Think about that. An entire train gets canceled because someone calls in sick. At one point, it was happening every Monday morning for a month.

I grew up on a similar diet. My Dad lovingly fed me corn pops with half and half instead of milk. 10/10  would still eat.