She really has everyone buffaloed.

No. This is a bad analogy and you should feel bad. I used to be a “go-go dancer,” I wore very little but I did not expose any of my bits. I would expect more than an apology if the owner were to attempt to coerce me into getting naked, or tried to take my pasties, or whatever. Consenting to one thing doesn’t equal…

Man, I know this isn’t a scary story, but it reminds me we have the Halloween post series coming up. I LIVE for Jezebel Halloween.

I guess we will agree to disagree about whether it’s racist or not.

Hey Kara, you should write a post about how racist Stassi is on her podcast. She seems like the best, but she’s actually the absolute worst and so are her racist apologist friends.

That’s great for your girlfriend, especially if she adhered to your expectations and never wore sunscreen, lotion, etc. Incidentally, I know several people who look great and also use hydrating facial products. I guess we’ll never know whose anecdata is more compelling.

No one cares what your thoughts on makeup are, man.

“We are partnering with a few creative influencers, like Tavi, who are great fits for our residential buildings,”

He aight.

2017

Vancouver is expensive as fuck. Unless you’re a Chinese billionaire you can’t afford to live there.

Because I do not find it at all difficult to believe that Fred Armisen is indeed a sociopath, I find myself constantly questioning the various people who work with him. I know people probably just work with him because he’s funny and talented, but I can’t help wondering what goes on behind the scenes. Is everyone just…

Honestly, fuck that whole lip sync extravaganza. Drag Race is my favorite show on TV. The “Herstory” number was the first time I ever felt like Drag Race was openly making fun of women in a really uncomfortable, misogynistic way. Acting like the worst rumors about all of these historic women were true- and making all…

Maybe you’re from the Gawkerverse so you don’t know, but that’s not how we play around here.

Cool, cool. That’s cool. Very modern comment.

Jokes can be racist. Humor can racist.

I heard Lindy West on a podcast this week say something similar about how when she really started start understanding intersectional feminism is when she started understanding that some black people just may not like her, ever, and respect that even though she thought of her self as a Nice White Lady. And them…

Nah, they don’t bother with step 6.

Like the song and I like her.

I don’t consume her “real life”. I don’t give a shit who she’s friends with (and that also goes out to those who think her friendship, or the friendship of any other “feminists”, somehow absolves Metzger). I give a shit about who she employs. I give a shit about how much of her ass she thinks she covers by playing…