I made her the Duchess she is today. Everything that Meghan is, I made her.”

Thomas Markle is toxic. Tox.ic. He is a narcissist and possibly dangerous and the only way to deal with a narcissist is to not engage.

Thomas Markle is the wooooooorsssst. How long before he stops getting paid for his interviews and ceases to exist in gossip? I have dumpster fire parents too but at least I’m not famous. 

One thing I don’t think many understand, in part due to movies and their need for action in ~2 hour stories is what real war was like for a soldier pre mid to late 1800s.

The majority of a soldier’s time was spent marching to the war zone and shooting the shit while waiting for an engagement. Once in battle the goal…

Yes please. And I swear to God, if I see that meme again about politics being like rooting for sports teams and both sides are idiots, I’ll have to investigate self-harm. I was registered non partisan or independent for 18 years in 3 different states. My own country radicalized me. Bush wasn’t bad enough, we had to…

Um that Maria Sharapova pic seems a little fucked up. I think you should take it down unless she consented to having TMZ publish it. 

In response to the flood of burners and, let’s face it, men moaning about how this advice is either: 1. sexist or 2. pointless because everyone recognizes these volunteer tasks and gives credit for it, allow me to present a small sample of the ways that I, a professional woman, have been asked to volunteer to do…

Your daily reminder that the United States does NOT have a justice system. We have a legal system. And it is callous as fuck. It continues to trample on the dignity of people everywhere. Especially women and minorities.

No, Meghan doesn’t have to do anything regarding her family to make you or anyone else feel better.

I worked as a nurse in a locked psych facility. One of my NAC’s lost a baby this way. She was not prosecuted because I don’t live in a shit state, apparently. She was just gutted over it, because she had no education in her life that had ever led her to be able to understand how the biology of all this works. She…

Yes. Nothing says ‘let’s sit down and really weigh the pros and cons’ like meth addiction.

SUCH a gorgeous kitty!

I totally thought you had wrapped your cat’s upper body in packing tape until I realized she had just gotten an... interesting... hair cut.

Not only was she born into wealth, she was born to someone who was an incredibly successful businesswoman, with parents and siblings with a shit ton of connections to the business, fashion, and beauty world. Literally everything she needed in order to make her business a success, she had. What would be incredible…

Will you?

Preemptively posting a giant FUCK YOU to anyone who criticizes this action.

This. Every day. For every single one of them.

Did you know that this woman ironically WAS aware of her surroundings, hence the text she sent?

I think Parks&Rec had one of the best finale episodes of all time. When a show goes out on such a pitch perfect note, I kind of think you need to leave it be, even though I loved P&R and miss it.

So happy to be in that movie theater & then I wondered...why didn’t a woman write the script? Can you imagine those actresses in a movie written by “Killing Eve” writer? Or any other of the amazingly talented female story-tellers currently at work? I wanted those actresses to have smarter words coming out of their…