falafelapostle
Falafel Apostle
falafelapostle

Listen, gay men: You don’t get to be misogynistic assholes while using women’s bodies for something you want. You don’t get a pass.

Seconded. Re: parks and rec...

Well, her body, her choice.

Liz and Leslie would HATE each other. Liz would get so annoyed by Leslie’s earnestness (a Kenneth who accomplishes things). Leslie would hate Liz’s cynicism and apathy under a veneer of caring.

That is absolutely, positively, going to happen. And it’s going to give the base commander huge headaches. “My son’s tutor can’t get on the base! Where’s my pizza? My lawn is growing, where’s my gardener?” Oh, I have lived on a base and I know the blowback from people ON the base will be huge, because nobody who’s not

Good luck with your new pizza-free lifestyle, Fort Hamilton.

Has anyone pointed out yet that Ariana Grande and Skinny Whatshisface look like the baby version of JLo and Marc Anthony?

Basically they said the Colorado commission did not give the baker a fair hearing and went into it with bias and a predetermined outcome, so the case needs to be readjudicated before the commission in a non biased way. That’s the way I read it on another site anyways. It almost reads as: if the state commission had

John Goodman marries Phylicia Rashad after both of their spouses die in explosions. The Conner and Huxtable families merge Brady Bunch style.

Any time I feel like blasting music while I drive this summer, it’ll be Janelle Monae’s Dirty Computer. That album has SO MANY perfect “summer songs” on it.

At least there’s still the schadenfreude of seeing the show that was supposed to humanize Trump supporters as not just ass-backwards racists get cancelled because the eponymous star of the show went on an ass-backwards racist rant.

I’m 100% on board with cancelling the show, but I just don’t understand why ABC had to go and give her a platform to begin with. Her Twitter has been filled with hate for a long time and by ABC giving Barr her sitcom back, it emboldened her to be more vitriolic. And before everyone responds to me, money cannot the

I did not see that coming at all. Shonda Rhimes must have made a call like, “I will end Grey’s Anatomy right now.”

I think it’s Dita Von Teese who said that you can be the juiciest peach in the world and some people just don’t like peaches. I find that immensely comforting. I’m not everybody’s cup of tea and most people aren’t my cup of tea. The fact that they aren’t my cup of tea is not a personal failing of theirs (unless it’s

Here’s a Fun Fact:

As someone who is concerned about the morality and environmental effects of large scale animal farms and adjusts their diet accordingly, and as someone who has lived the majority of her life in the heartland of those farms and thus is subjected to so, so, SO many sanctimonious FB rants from dairy farmers about the

Any time someone uses evolutionary psychology as the crux of their argument you know they are full of bullshit. This guy is an imbecile.

The guys feel totally justified in having high standards, and are mad that women have any.

What makes me angry about the entire “incel” thing - outside of the obvious entitlement and objectification of women - is that these assholes claiming that women are just picking high-status men are the same assholes who won’t date “beneath them.” It’s not that they CAN’T get laid. They just don’t want any woman who