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Love is mediocre manic pixie tired nonsense somewhat elevated by Gillian Jacob’s charm.

When rape kits are actually done and tested consistently, they find A LOT of matches. Even in cases where the accused is identified, results often match up to other cases where the assailant could not be identified.

A woman who we know had trained spies stalking her in an effort to discredit and silence her is arrested for cocaine “residue” in baggage they believe to be hers, left behind on a plane.

Well yeah. At his worst, Ben makes stop-mo animation films, really complicated board games and town ruining ice rinks.

I always preferred Leslie & Ben to Jim and Pam.

Listen. Having a THIRD baby shower seems a little tacky, but for people saying that Kim can’t have a shower because “she’s not even pregnant,” I just have this to say: fuck you very much. My daughter was born via surrogate, and I was a joyful and excited expectant mother even though I couldn’t gestate her myself. I

It saddened me to see so many people commenting in the other story that they don’t believe Takei’s accuser, even when they believe accusers in other cases.

This headline sucks, you guys.

I’m curious. At any point, was there a dim warning light going off in your skull saying, a) this is the most obvious, hackish, unfunny joke in the world, and b) accusing someone of being too ugly to harass is the fastest way to declare yourself human garbage?

I’m so thankful she brought up Misty Upham. It’s so unsettling and heartbreaking that we still don’t really know what happened to her.

I don’t really care if it’s technically a pyramid or not, the idea of making women keep $20K of product in their homes so they can peer pressure other people into buying it, is criminal in and of itself. Most people aren’t that good at selling and at some point you’re going to bleed your tap dry of people to sell to,

The boots look the same to me, but I can’t believe that Kendall tried to steal Rihanna’s look.

I thought I did not give a shit about 45's tweets. I was wrong. I’m multiracial and half Indigenous. If I let myself dwell on it, him referring to Elizabeth Warren as Pocahontas is enough to make me cry. This season can be emotionally taxing on Indigenous people. In early October, we deal with the fuss between

For those who didn’t click on the Sean Spicer link...

How could I forget!

In no particular order, the items I have scored from exes:

What’s amazing is how the argument works both ways. She’s lying because she tried to shake him down for money! She’s lying because she never asked for any money!

His response was grooooosssss. Like OMG shocker she goes by her middle name professionally? Like no one behaves like this knowing that “Portman” isn’t Natalie’s actual last name. Also, p. sure she’s always been Asian?

“I have represented Mr. Ratner for two decades, and no woman has ever made a claim against him for sexual misconduct or sexual harassment,” he wrote.