My dog Moose, as Pamplemousse La Croix

Ruth Bader Ginsbark. Dress for the job you want. ✌🏼

My pittie wishes everyone a happy Halloween with lots of treats. (She is a very good witch)

Two elsas and Olaf!

No. Go away with these photos. I’m even sadder now.

They’ve really schooled the Obamas re the Halloween thing...

Or because it’s and East African name that he knew 1)would possibly impede his music career, or 2) he didn’t want to hear American constantly butchering.

Megyn Kelly Palette - 9/25/17-10/30/17

No it’s a big deal to get your guests high to make more interesting tv. How can they consent to anything afterwards, if they are addicts and in recovery then getting offered drugs? It’s still a workplace and that is an unsafe work environment. It’s not cute or coy just because it’s Hollywood.

I’ve quickly learned (from Captain Awkward: go there right now if you’ve never been, I have grown so much as a person and a “bitch) that having a “script” of responses takes a lot of the pressure off. Next time potential FIL says something racist, look him in the eye, let the silence become just a bit uncomfortable,…

One thing it took me a long time to learn in my 20s was that I don’t even actually WANT to be friends with a lot of people I used to know. They’re fine people, but their lifestyles diverged from mine and it turns out that simply living down the hall from someone for a year in college isn’t enough to sustain a…

Makes sense. when I’m depressed and crying in front of the mirror the thing I want most is to be erased from existence.

Turner also does a better American accent.

And that all of the other actors on the show are so good makes her lack of ability even more obvious. Dead eyes and wooden delivery, and it’s such a bummer and I wish they’d recast her.

The problem with Bree is that the actress who plays her turrible. Turrible, turrible.

I think he is mentally ill like most true conservatives and racists. They suffer from a high level of paranoia and neuroses and, as we see in the last bit here, delusions that are either self-serving for attention or come from psychosis.

So Rusty is a pre-internet troll? I should have sympathy for him but fuck that, you don’t deport people because you’re mad, sad and lonely. That’s some psycho shit.

Someone liked my story from last year and that means it’s no longer lost, so I’ll post it here again. This and the other story both happened in the same house about a two years apart. Here it is:

This story isn’t supernatural but it’s 100% true and probably the closest I’ve (knowingly) come to being in serious trouble.