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From the excerpts provided, I would expect that Gottlieb’s piece was written around about 1980. Cartland, Steele? Most contemporaries focus on marrying ‘the boss?’ It appears that he felt that he could authoritatively write about an entire genre based on assumptions from popular culture and reading a couple of books

Ted Cruz told white terrorist organizations that if the SPLC was against them they must be doing something right.

I think this kind of comment is rude and unnecessary. My best guy friend is losing his hair and he is pretty self conscious about it and there’s really nothing he can do. He has it cropped short right now and honestly looks fine. It’s not that big of a deal and I think it’s kinda shitty to actively try to make men

I get that, which is why I was polite to her and why I didn’t blame her in my post. I was illustrating a point about how stupid the industry is with a personal example of why women aren’t getting the care they need. I can afford the extra fee out of pocket. I resent having to pay it. But I can afford it. How many

R I G H T? Actually, dumbfucks, he fits the profile of a mass shooter to a T, as they are almost exclusively white men.

It’s a boy!!! Name to be determined, but he is the cutest, most cuddly, most ridiculously adorable shitten in the whole world!! Newly adopted, and fully adored.

Things That Piss Me Off-

I have a wheeled duffel bag that I use instead of a carry-on. It’s soft sided and works great to smush into overhead bins.

I got to that sentence and stopped cold. What the hell, Jane? Why would you ever put that in there? Someone is having some relatively minor new in-law drama, and you suggest she married the wrong person? That’s.....I can’t call that a jump, it’s so far beyond.

White people need to stop acting like calling them racist is the same as calling a POC a racial slur.

Regarding the 3rd letter: Jane:Don’t be so effing shallow. She doesn’t need to “ghost those fools”. She simply needs to speak up about her feelings. Either they will respect her feelings and their relationship grows stronger or their relationship sours. You don’t just “ghost” someone before even trying to fix the

Also, maybe you married the wrong person? When that happens we often look for signs of trouble anywhere we can find it. Think about it.

The fact that your mother-in-law is reaching out to you is a good sign! FFS, stop scouring your wedding photos for evidence of her hatred toward you and your family and just, like, go to Olive Garden with her or something.

Also Ryan Seacrest is not hot. He’s attractive in the sense that his face is symmetrical, but he is not hot. I don’t want to imagine Seacrest fucking me or anyone. He is a human Kermit the Frog. I want Seacrest to sell me toothpaste.

I understand that the lawyers’ job is to deny and downplay in attempts to minimize or negate a pay out, however if anyone attempted to monetize images or 6 sec clips of Beyonce without compensation there is not a planet on which they would consider that “fair use”. I’m sure they will come to a reasonable settlement.

*blushes* I’m flattered! Thank you, kindly denizens of Jezebel🤗

I’ve been with my partner for almost 15 years and our sex life is almost nonexistent. Forgive the cliche, but it’s true: it’s not him, it’s me. I had severe medical issues when I was in my twenties that make P in V extremely difficult, to the point that it’s not worth it. (Turns out that watching your partner suddenly

Usually I don’t care, but I didn’t even get past Letter One.

“Get a lover or lovers without his consent. You wouldn’t be the first person.”

They need to find someone else to write this column