So this is...not on the Hallmark Channel?

Kate McKinnon’s girlfriend is GORGEOUS. So jealous of both of them!

I have been on the phone with my mom who lives in San Juan and she has never been this scared of a hurricane before. My parents’ house is solidly built and well out of flooding areas (even with a massive storm surge) but she is really scared. She says everyone is scared.

Kevin just wants a woman who knows how to ship via UPS or FedEx.

Party like it’s 1989

Fuck Donald, but especially fuck the House Republicans like Paul Ryan who spent years bitching about DACA, and then started begging Donald to preserve the program because they know it’s good, popular policy, and they don’t dare formalize it with legislation. The hypocrisy of the Republican “leadership” is staggering.

If I ever marry, my wedding will be spy-themed. Guests dressed in trench coats, or like James Bond, Mata Hari, Emma Peel, Spy vs. Spy etc. Everyone will get miniature cameras and pens with invisible ink to write in the guest book and we’ll only serve the signature drinks of famous spies

I assume they are trying to approach the age when the brain fully matures, which is in the mid twenties I believe. 18 is a randomly designated age that we use as tradition, but it’s not really tied to any biological or physical changes in a human being so I don’t really have a big issue with using other ages for other…

but much worse he talks bad about me to our four year old daughter.

My mother used to broker their insurance. Said they were not nice people. Actually, she said they were NOT nice people, emphasis hers.

Technically, he’s head of house Tarly now.

Always relevant.

I’m probably a terrible fucking person

I thought it might have been the same actor just smiling like a human being...

Rhaeger looked A LOT like Viserys. Good casting

I HATE how they’ve been saying that they built this dramatic tension that makes you think that one or both of the Stark girls might try to kill the other. Umm, no sirs, you didn’t. You contrived drama for drama’s sake, engaged in some character assassination for an episode or two, and somehow think no one saw…

Rhaegar and Lyanna’s wedding was infinitely more interesting to me.

I think that was more about Theon being able to be a Stark AND a Greyjoy. Like, you can be honorable AND beat someone to death on a beach. Which will set up Jon figuring out how to accept being a Stark AND a Targaryan next season. I’m just glad he’s going back for Yara.