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I am grossed out that my ex husband, who I confirmed was part of the AM breach, is basically going to get a payout because he is completely incapable of keeping his disappointing dick in his pants.

Just a note- they’re totally going to vote in that Senate Health Care bill this week. The good news, there’s two definite no votes so far, that being Susan Collins and Rand Paul. The bad news is the remaining moderates are hiding in a bunker hoping nobody notices they haven’t said no yet. Supposedly, they’re too

We drove up the coast listening to Natasha Bedingfield’s gorgeous ballad “Unwritten” on repeat. When we arrived at the Pratt home, Spencer opened the door dressed head to toe as the Grinch Who Stole Christmas. Heidi was dressed as Cindy Lou Who, which is confusing mostly because Cindy Lou Who and the Grinch do not

you are crazy photogenic, ellie.

not the time

Start reading io9, they all quit.

That is one stupid ass tattoo.

The American Family Association had a good media-related one as well where they would detail the horridly perverted plots of popular TV shows and movies, encouraging readers to boycott the advertisers. I would pour over the plot summaries of Seinfeld, Friends, Fraiser, etc., as we didn’t have a TV, so that was the

Oh My God. My sister and I were fed this dreck back in the 90s. Not a month goes by that I don’t think of the anti-feminist, anti-thought poison I read between the wind-chafed, modestly dressed covers of that rag. Why, just today, I was enjoying an old episode of Homicide: Life on the Street (banned in the

And, Full Frontal knocked Late Night with Jimmy Fallon out of the Variety/Talk Show category this year.

The only thing we can be certain of in these uncertain times is that Julia Louis-Dreyfuss will once again (deservingly) win for Best Actress in a comedy.

Kris Jenner is a Real Housewife at her core. She’s run in the same social circle as the entirety of RHOBH for decades. If KUWTK is ever cancelled, her next phone call will be to Andy Cohen.

It’s only women though that get treated like this. Men are thought of warriors and so brave of them to talk about it. So tired of the patriarchal society.

Suggesting an alternative place to eat for somebody who isn’t comfortable isn’t weird. Assuming they aren’t comfortable because they aren’t as educated as you and telling that to the country is weird.

Man, Brooks had the germ of an idea there (we have a significant class gap in America) and instead of following that logically (most of the rising wages have gone to those who are already very wealthy while opportunities for everyone else are drying up) he starts talking about how people without degrees don’t know

This whole story was so blatantly ridiculous that I was surprised it wasn’t an email forward from my mother

She cut up TWO vintage dresses!

She cut up a vintage gown to make THAT MONSTROSITY. I am with you.

I’m still mad about Andie’s dress in Pretty in Pink.