You are Sasha Farts.

I have a food baby bump after eating a massive burrito (enchilada style w/ red chile sauce in case you were wondering) and I’m also wearing a men’s XXL bright green t-shirt so am I Beyonce or am I Beyonce?

Ben Carson is making me need a drink. My ancestors didn’t come here as slaves, fight hard just to get basic rights and persevere being persecuted and killed and assaulted by white people so this uncle tom could call them immigrants. And I don’t like using the phrase uncle tom but damn if the shoe doesn’t fit!

Shit, that’s where I live. The two biggest jobs in town are GM (‘cause they eliminated Oldsmobile) and state government. They’re cutting government funding left and right, and now GM is laying people off. Please explain to me how jobs are being brought to my area by our glorious leader???

That would make me want to vote for him more

Being a watcher of television in Georgia’s 6th is amazing right now. Have you guys seen the ad against Ossoff featuring him wearing a Han Solo costume? Apparently if someone went to a costume party in college, they are too immature for politics.

Gold Star father Khizr Khan, a vocal Trump critic, was reportedly told that his traveling privileges are “under review.” [Politico]

Emma Stone is cute, but Eva Mendes is Eva Mendes.

So am I the only one who does a teeth check when I go out to eat? Hit the bathroom before you go, Katy.

Right? If ten years ago you’d told me he would turn out to be the most socially aware one in this cast, I would have laughed in your face.

To her great credit, once she managed to get free of them (no easy feat in and of itself) she has used her position, money and power to try to take them down. She has stated many times that she feels a big personal responsibility to undo the wrongs of Scientology. I really have nothing but admiration for her and what…

Yup, meanwhile Ashton is doing amazing work to end sex trafficking and child pornography.

And pyramid scheme. Anything that requires passing through stages of commitment or investment to hear the Big Deal Secret usually is.

Season 2 of Leah Remini’s show might be the killing blow. She’s really got the CoS running scared.

I kinda love Leah Remini for doing this, I must admit the fact that she was a scientologist always rubbed me the wrong way but this woman has balls.

How long before this religion dies off? Like they couldn’t possibly be recruiting at the rate they need to sustain themselves much longer right?

If even a third of the shit that comes out about Scientology is real, then it’s gotta fall under some kind of racketeering statute. If only a fraction of this shit is true, it’s an organized crime syndicate.

Plus, it’s not like this is anything is new. Trump’s been calling people to his office (Kanye, MLK Jr.’s son, etc.) and using them for photo ops for months now. Everyone that leaves thinks they made a difference, because Trump’s a con man and made them believe so. Instead, he used them for cred. Yeah, they all got…

That look when you know the house is more comfortable than the field.