Jerry is so much better for her.

I am so, so ready for this new, completely devoid of fucks to give edition of Obama.

So all in all, based on their “surprising” actions, what you’re describing is that they “are taking respectful, loving space at this time.”

Isn’t it funny how the Swifty affair completely de-sexified him? Like someone turning off a faucet.

Real question, I’m not concern trolling or anything: Did you have any concerns that publishing the metadata information would lead to your source being identified?

dude.

He is which means he was likely planning on closing the show with a final Matt Damon joke. Clearly when shit hit the fan he got up quick and ran back on stage.

Honestly I’m not sure what else the 78-112 demographic watches.

Has CBS considered not making a show that’s either a police procedural or a legal drama?

Not only to they continue to invite open anti-semite and terrible movie-maker, Mel Gibson, but they gave him better seats than the cast of Moonlight? WTF.

In my mind, David Oyelowo is looking at Kimmel to see if he pulled this fuck shit- because that’s one of the many thoughts that rushed through my mind when all this was going down.

Meryl is always SO happy for anyone who wins, too. She’s got her accolades and acclaim, and she is just thrilled to see others get the same.

Taraji is always happy for other people to win:

I love the woman right behind Mel Gibson - you can see the dawning shock and confusion on everyone else, but she’s back there literally checking her nails.

Find yourself someone who looks at you like Lin Manuel Miranda looks at everybody.

Yeah, I thought the Lala Land producers handled it with exceptional grace. They took it on themselves to announce that they hadn’t won, quickly got out the message that Moonlight had won, and tried to reassure the Moonlight team that this was all real and they should get up on stage. Like that’s a lot of crazy in…

“Moonlight: Best Picture,” spat Horowitz.

And super-together about it. I know around here people don’t like LaLa Land but that guy handled it totally smoothly and with total grace.

Is it safe to assume we collectively opened the wrong envelope in November?

Taraji just has this overwhelming sexiness that, as an anxious person, I can’t understand. I wouldn’t be able to leave my house knowing people would be looking at me all the time.