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I used to work for this company, and I was put on “fat probation” twice. Once was January 2nd, they didn’t give me a chance to try on a larger kilt and told me they were “worried for my health” and that they “just wanted me to “be healthy”. I went from a size 2 to a size 5, still MUCH smaller than the average U.S.

“Because it’s a kilt, it has to be straight down,” he said, according to Smith. “It can’t flare out around your hips. It has to hang straight.”

However, I was not a fan of the Gilly-Sam sex given that it fulfilled the “you saved me from rape, so fucking me is your prize” trope. They could’ve boned without putting yet another female character in a rape peril situation, especially in one that requires a man (and his BFF’s murderous wolf dog) to defend her honor.

The camera slowly panning down her body made me feel so gross inside.

I love how Myrcella aged over a decade in 5 years, seemingly. And I also love how she is all “Fuck off back to Kings Landing, Uncle-Father, I’m staying in Dorne where the wine is delicious, the gardens are gorgeous, and the royalty is marginally less crazy.” Good call, Myrcella. Also, Prince Tristane can get it, all

That scene with the Sand Snakes was a dictionary example of male gaze.

I thought the girl who got treated badly by one of the Boondocks Saints would be here. He was such a dick to her.

If Neville’s the Wrongbottom I don’t wanna be right.

I wonder why the Tom Hanks’ love interests are so much closer in age to him. Does he have some input or is it just the types of movies he is in or what?

Seems like a good enough time as any to post those rage inducing Vulture graphs charting the ages of Hollywood’s leading actors vs the actresses playing their love interests (with only Tom Hanks consistently defying the ‘decades younger actress’ rule).

Outside of the Sansa nightmare can we talk about how REALLY BAD the sand snake “fight” was?? I know nothing compares to what your imagination can create but yeeeugh it felt sad and embarrassing. The Sand Snakes are something I loved so much about the book and this idea of a motley crew of badass sisters was so

I agree with you expect what you said about Madeleine. I don’t get Jezebel’s reaction, at all. It’s not unexpected, because this is Jezebel we’re talking about, but how can they not realize how problematic it is? The Fucking Concourse has a really good write up of why this is fucked. (The Concourse is actually really

Question: why didn’t Loras just raise an eyebrow and say, “of course he’s seen my birthmark. He’s my squire. He helps me suit up, you morons”?

I’m also a member of a federally recognized tribe. There’s no universal consensus, but a lot of people as individuals and tribes would prefer the term “First Nations” as it is correct and also recognizes the sovereignty and cultural identity of clans/tribes/nations. Unfortunately, it has not caught on.

That guy was Italian.

“There are two things I know about white people: they like Matchbox 20, and they are terrified of curses.”