Team Dog
True. All I have is my anecdotal evidence. My pit bull dog adored my son from the day he was born, and was nothing but gentle with him. She would sit next to his high chair as he ate, and at 18 months he would hold out a Cheerio out to her between his tiny little thumb and finger, and she would take it without ever…
Pit bulls were once known as "the nanny dog."
I have an acquaintance who was going through a divorce with her alcoholic ex-husband when she got the news that he'd died. Apparently, he was set up on a blind date for a wedding, proceeded to get drunk and then drove himself and his date off of a pier and they both died. I think about that poor woman who died on a…
I'm confused too. Is it a "fat people are jolly" thing? What? Rick Ross=/=this cool-seeming lady.
Monogrammed coffee thermoses, I'm important! I'm important, bitch, I'm important!
I am completely fine with that chorus being in my head forever. Winner.
He looks like every mistake I made between 2007 and 2011.
I just wrote about her on my blog yesterday! I love the song. My favourite line is "I'm coming through, bitch I'm gorgeous!" She's amazing. Can't wait to see more from her.
Ladies, I have a message to share with you: PASS ME A DRINK, I'M IMPORTANT. Meet Mz. 007, a St. Louis, Mo. rapper…
The chillest thing they could have done would be to've just stood there as a trio, feet planted and hands on hips, a la Wonder Woman, silently judging him. He would have wee'd himself. Hell, he probably did, anyway. Given the tender ages of these ladies, I think they acquitted themselves admirably.
That's just like the guy who asked me if I was scared of his "big white man's cock," because I'm an "overly submissive Asian." This was after he said he got "yellow fever" just from looking at me.
Don't worry I'm sure he was wearing the period-correct clothing
Seriously, any dude that uses "libations" (or even worse "m'lady") who is not dressed in period-accurate reproduction clothing needs to be drawn and quartered. The Queen has so ordered.
The feminist intersectionality bit slayed me. I will happily think of her every time I get my shit together enough to remember to put on eye primer. She's funny, she's smart, she's politically fierce and she has kickass makeup tips? LOVE her.
That was absolute perfection and she even managed to make the actual makeup look great! My hands would have been way too rage-shakey.
Today's genre books are full of future dystopias, which only have one weakness: teenagers. And everybody knows that…
This is the Pissing Contest I have been waiting for: