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I think you're confusing him with someone who had a long career as a professional athlete.

My friend teaches science in an elementary school in San Diego. She was just informed that there's a whooping cough outbreak at the school, which has only been in session for two weeks. I really believe it's going to take deaths and disability until parents take vaccinations seriously. The risks of vaccines seem so

Indian girl here: my dad wears suits to travel in order to avoid harassment from airport security and 3 hour interrogations that cause him to miss his flights because "flying while brown". My mom and I wear dresses because we've endured YEARS of the same bullshit too. And this is not just flying domestically (I'm

I object to the entire notion of a body part being "fashionable." Butts are anatomy, not fashion accessories. The idea that big butts are "in" means essentially that the fashion industry has yet another excuse to disappear black women when butts are "out." The same goes for large lips or dark skin. Blackness shouldn't

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You better have skinny legs and a skinny waist to go with that big ass though, or else GTFO, right?

Honest question — why does anyone read or subscribe to Vogue, other than while waiting for a medical professional? It's this five-pound brick of once-happy trees that stinks up your house and is full of insipid corporate cheerleading and images that make you feel bad about yourself.

Jeez, the only way this article could be whiter is if they left the page blank.

But remember, black people are the ones with a penchant for theft.

I may have watched Fifty Shades if Charlie Hunnam was in it.

I am going to really inspect my fruit and veggies at the store from now on, and of course if I find something I'll burn the store down as experts have recommended.

..was told by pest control experts that she would have to burn anything that had come into contact with the spider eggs, as the arachnids are highly venomous.

was told by pest control experts that she would have to burn anything that had come into contact with the spider eggs, as the arachnids are highly venomous.

It's not like 30th cousins are that close. A generation is defined at about 30 years, so that really is a very long time ago—somewhere in the mid-High Middle Ages, as another commenter wrote, so the 11th-13th centuries. I've traced certain genealogical lines back that far, and it's not like I'd consider any of my

To be fair, you are, at most, 50th cousins with everyone else on Earth.

The guy with this face wanted the world to see him fuck. Beside the absolutely horrendous criminal act he committed against the woman, ponder the fact that this guy, possessor of this face, presumed to think the world needed to see him fuck.

Seriously, revenge porn bothers the shit out of me so much. I wish everyone who is a rabid consumer of these revenge porn sites gets punched in their genitals.

The anger that poured out of me when I was told that was the earliest I could have it done? I don't think I've ever been that outwardly and blatantly angry. It's awful, but I live in Memphis so I wasn't really surprised and my clinic was PACKED the day of because some women had traveled from Mississippi to have their