Please stop using the work dank. Thank you.

“Dumb question - How long does a NFL overtime last?????”

All the playoff systems have their own flaws - so be it.

The team that wins the Cup should be able to beat whoever they face, regardless of how well that team did in the regular season.

How is this even a first round series to begin with? They had the 2nd and 3rd most points in the Western Conference, and the 3rd and 5th most in the entire NHL. But hey, they play in the same division so let’s make them first round opponents...? Great system, hockey.

Definitely an ugly goal, but a fluke? They were pressing the net like crazy on that possession; a goal felt preordained.

Just preface this by saying I have no dog in the fight... I’m still in disbelief Keith only got 6 games. The NHL is spineless.

They were eliminated once Houston won.

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

I don’t even like the guy, but seriously, what the fuck.

Seriously guys.....show us on the doll where Kobe touched you.

There’s nothing epic about it. I understand hate but this is just trying way too hard.

Implying that Horry was as responsible for his six rings as Kobe was for his five is almost as bad as the original post.

Edit: Seven. My bad.

I’m expecting the next article to just say “Fuck Kobe Bryant” over and over again.

Deadspin is really getting desperate for clicks when they’re letting a fucking Gawker writer come over here just to shit on Kobe Bryant.

Can we all agree Colby Rasmus was the best player in the MLB last year because he had the highest ‘WAR’?

Seriously, you guys need to stop this. Like this is epic level trolling.

Couldn’t think of a shitpost to put up on Gawker?

Damn...That’s some cold blooded shit. I hate Kobe, but I can’t stand by while you say Tracy “1st Round” McGrady was better. That's nonsense.

No, that doesn’t make sense at all. Because it’s not true.