It makes me sad how effortlessly black people are so much smoother and cooler than me and all of my white brethren.

Where are all the “Can you imagine if Cam did this?” people with the white face at the end???

Are you dumb?

They clearly took a stand and have an opinion on it, they’re just too big of pussies to actually explicitly take that stand.

I prefer the Mets announcer called Cespedes “Yo Anus”

Every time you post one of your group chats I realize how big of try-hards you all are.

If anyone should be pissed in that conference, it’s the Penguins. They had the second best record in the East, have to play the 4th place team in the first round, then the 1st place team in the second round.

Wasn’t he fat with the Giants too? I don’t understand why he suddenly sucks now, nor why people act like his weight is why he suddenly sucks now.

Why does this chubby, homeless looking mother fucker who would probably have a heart attack if he ever even picked up a basketball think he has any room to comment on Kobe Bryant’s career?

If you believe in advanced stats

Just as soon as we finish writing our 17th article of the day about him.

Deadspin is really getting desperate for clicks when they’re letting a fucking Gawker writer come over here just to shit on Kobe Bryant.

Who was the first fiddle in 2009 and 2010?

Are they wrong?

Other than the health issues, I don’t see the gaping holes in Brad Beal’s game that you referred to. If your biggest complaint is that he has lazy eyes out on the court, he’s doing just fine. Tracy McGrady did alright looking like he was stoned his entire career (although apparently there may be a correlation between…

But Hamilton’s trot may not be the fastest ever.

It’s pretty well accepted that sprinting the HR trot is “playing the right way,” considering it’s the exact opposite of taking too long to round the bases.